Miss the first headshot? Don't snipe again that day.
If I play while wearing a jumper I always play shit
tranchemusicThere had damn well better be water in my glass (which I will ignore) or I will do terribly
Goddamn I've ended up with so many glasses of flat, luke-warm soda on match nights.
Also, washing my hands with hot water helps take some of the edge off before I play. I also get amazing DM when I'm drunk, but I couldn't rocket jump my way out of a plastic bag, so unfortunately I have to put my drunken master abilities on hold for match nights.
Goddamn I've ended up with so many glasses of flat, luke-warm soda on match nights.
Also, washing my hands with hot water helps take some of the edge off before I play. I also get amazing DM when I'm drunk, but I couldn't rocket jump my way out of a plastic bag, so unfortunately I have to put my drunken master abilities on hold for match nights.
I advocate against the "washing your hands before match" routine. Maybe before the practice match, but if you have any way sweaty hands from warming up you'll dramatically change the mouse feel.
tmoneyi used to have chocolate milk before every match
but i don't have any right now
but also people who make their name (name)! are better
you spilled chocolate milk on your keyboard and broke your spacebar before a scrim guess it wasn't so great
but i don't have any right now
but also people who make their name (name)! are better[/quote]
you spilled chocolate milk on your keyboard and broke your spacebar before a scrim guess it wasn't so great
I need the right combination of hats, background music, melee weapons, and i need to close all chat windows.
No real TF2 ones, but in MMOs, if you never let a mob touch you, he'll drop better loot.
Someone a long time ago said something about brushing their teeth before a game always keeps them calm, feels good yo.
My terrible rule list to tf2:
- if I am tired i will do shit
- if I don't use pure stock or my strange (yes even the festive rl) rl I will miss shots
- if I don't change my config every couple of months I will be shit
- if I use my regular name during a pug I will be shit
- if I don't drink water I will be shit
- when I play with friends I will do shit
I have even more stuff this shits in my wallpaper rotation yo
[list]if I am tired i will do shit[/list]
[list]if I don't use pure stock or my strange (yes even the festive rl) rl I will miss shots[/list]
[list]if I don't change my config every couple of months I will be shit[/list]
[list]if I use my regular name during a pug I will be shit[/list]
[list]if I don't drink water I will be shit[/list]
[list]when I play with friends I will do shit[/list]
I have even more stuff this shits in my wallpaper rotation yo
ghettotmoneyi used to have chocolate milk before every matchyou spilled chocolate milk on your keyboard and broke your spacebar before a scrim guess it wasn't so great
but i don't have any right now
but also people who make their name (name)! are better
fuck you nick lol
but i don't have any right now
but also people who make their name (name)! are better[/quote]
you spilled chocolate milk on your keyboard and broke your spacebar before a scrim guess it wasn't so great[/quote]
fuck you nick lol
There's no difference between listening to music/not listening to music, it just gives me something to blame my death on
having a tryhard styled name with the first and last letters of a word capitalized makes you feel like you aren't bad
having a tryhard styled name with the first and last letters of a word capitalized makes you feel like you aren't bad
Sicepeople with all lowercase letters in their name are really good
can confirm
tmoneybut also people who make their name (name)! are better
can confirm
can confirm
[quote=tmoney]but also people who make their name (name)! are better[/quote]
can confirm
if i'm playing scout and I don't shoot 1 bullet out of my pistol at the very start of the round, my team will get rolled that round
If I forget to switch all my cosmetic items to stock vanilla tf2, I will go 0-30
spend more time turning my viewmodels off and on than actually figuring out how to play the game
If I forget to switch all my cosmetic items to stock vanilla tf2, I [i]will[/i] go 0-30
spend more time turning my viewmodels off and on than actually figuring out how to play the game
pre-game poop
also ask TonePot about his match shirt
also ask TonePot about his match shirt
0 superstitions because i know every time i double click that little tf2 icon i'm gonna slam people.
i eat sweedish fish flavored candycanes and shit on everyone
magnuscarlseni eat sweedish fish flavored candycanes and shit on everyone
but you're norwegian
but you're norwegian
bagwetteChanging huds when you do bad.
I think THIEF is the king of this
I think THIEF is the king of this
If I don't excersize before playing tf2 im going to do bad
Miss two attempts at a headshot in a row... just walk away. You're not hitting a third attempt.
Hit two headshots in a row... you will always hit the third.
Hit two headshots in a row... you will always hit the third.
SalmonbunWhenever I have scrims I like to wear my nice clothing and cologne as if I was going out. (this includes shoes)
this is my favorite one
this is my favorite one
scout: hit the ground 3 times with the basher at the start of the round. If i dont do that, everything goes to shit.
medic: if I die 2 or 3 times in the first 5 minutes, then game will go to shit.
medic: if I die 2 or 3 times in the first 5 minutes, then game will go to shit.