ive probably spent at least 3x the hours on valve hightower pubs than anything even remotely related to competitive

sniping in pubs
its so relaxing

when I lose in mge as scout i just go to a dm server to feel better about myself

I thoroughly enjoy playing heavy in HL. I have more fun with it than anything else in this game.
Also 24/7 turbine servers make me a happy gamer.

Spawncamping, 24/7 badwater servers, match making against shitties. so many things.

intentionally beefing arrows in lobbies to piss people off

I'm just gonna point out that that engineer's name "Amo hacer el amor con mis niños" means "I love doing it with my children"

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Playing hightower with a mate, going cnd spy, and camping the big hp pack. tell the mate to shoot me for 3 dmg accross the map every now and again, and wait for people to want to big hp pack

sometimes if i don't like someone i will intentionally drop uber if i'm healing them

Goddammit phobia

don't worry i never did it to you guys

Instant respawn 24/7 cp_well pubs as sniper. That map has so many dumb hiding spots and sight lines its not even funny (but it is).

I used to play lobbies at 5am with the dbz crew

crack shotting A on gravelpit/jumping into A spawn and watching people get confused as to how i got up there

i play in open

Going full Battle Medic on valve servers while listening to pubbers complain about never getting a single heal from me.

trickstabbing in pubs

Meming on the forums

crossbow medic on hellsgamers 24/7 cp_orange 100% Crits

playing engineer on pubs while eating dinner