Just joined RtHL and idk
like Tim was eating fucking apples the whole 2nd scrim and was playing with one hand, and maki was bombing them as demo the whole match. Really enjoying playing medic again finally, but certain shit is kinda not what I would want out of a team. It really tilted neato and sam, and it seems like this isnt the first time this has happened as neto especially had a short fuse
I wanna play medic and the team is fun but having second thoughts
what do
Open Power Rankings for the week of 10/17/16 (shout out to air by sending me pics of the stats)
1. OfFcLaSsIcO: They will never change because if they want to get 1st they will get 1st.
Strong Players: who ever tires
Worst Player: who ever throws harder
2. The b0ys: This team is looking a lot stronger with syath on solider in place of speedy after taking a close game vs issa knife. This team proved themselves vs. another top team. As long as they keep it up they will easily make grandfinals. As long as bo4r keeps dropping 41 frags.
Strong Players: goldfish, bo4r
Weaker Players: akemi
3. -weeb noises-: This team beat Squad Fam eSports with ease and taking it 5-1. This team has also proved themselves and could contend with other top teams like the boys but only time will tell. They have been playing SUPER well and I hope they keep it up. Apt really preformed well in his match along with alley.
Stronger Players: apt, alley
Weaker Players: they all play p well
4. ISSA KNIFE: I'll move them up because they brought it close with the boys and Squad Fam getting bodied by weeb noises. Looking at the stats vs. the boys tasheem proved himself to be the best demo in open. If they ever vs. -weeb noises- in the future thats a match to look out for.
Stronger Players: tasheem, odb
Weaker Players: viper
5. Squad Fam eSports: I'm moving them down after getting farted on by -weeb noises- I don't think this team could hang with ISSA KNIFE there roster looks better on paper. They should be able to make a showing in at least round 2 of playoff. Time will only tell until they beat all the other teams now.
Stronger Players: falkinghammer, n3
Weaker Players: tilted ebsikl
6. BLANC Lite: This team is most likely going to be 6th the rest of the PR's because they are most likely the best team that's not in the top 5. They did beat fov_desired 420 but 5-3 is a bit too close for me. If they face the other top teams does not matter for their placing now, just if they get upset.
Strong Players: hedge, chairs
Weaker Players: tery
7. yumpman: Okay i'll move them up one. There was a lot of drama with this team vs. Reclaiming the Holy Lands. I don't know how they allowed them to take 3 rounds, but MonkeyJedi and Unit were there to pick the slack up. This team can do fine in playoffs as long as the scouts pound. They did lose to UGC Silver Champs but it was 5-4 and thats a huge upset so ill assume frenzy dropped and will move on.
Strong Players: the scouts
Weaker Players: the combo
8. LialAndThe1989WorldTour: This team ffw'ed vs the boys and I dont think they can beat yumpman if they scouts are fragging that night.
Stronger Players: brojojo, lial2
Weaker Players: the other lial
9. Punchline: This team is going up after they beat ReEngerized in a very convincing manor. I have no issue moving them up. Good Work.
Stronger Players: crypt
Weaker Players: idk they all played well this week
10. ReEnergized: This team is going down. After a HUGE loss vs. Yarn. ALTHOUGH they did not have neaksie their best player by a mile. That is a huge factor that they lost this match. They did also lose to punchline which is 2 upsets vs this team. Step it up..
Stronger Players: neaksie
Weaker Players: neaksie's sub
11. BotDog: This team has been playing really well this week and taking some games. Good work. Not much to say about them this week
12. fov_desired 420: They took it close with BLANC and i herd eel's is not really trying anymore so they can safely move up a bit as long as they keep winning and not lose to the top teams.
Stronger Players: cat
Weaker Players: mintcakes
13. Yarn: This team 5-0'ed ReEnergized, NEAKSIE was not there but still a great win for them. Ill bump them up a bit and lets see if they can keep it up.
Stronger Players: windcubes, jte
Weaker Players: cayda
14. Id Rather Choke You Out: Moving them down because when they start to face the better teams I expect them to lose. They have to bring their A-Game this upcoming week.
Stronger Players: phoniiii
Weaker Players: failw1zard
15. UGC Silver 6s Champions: A FAT upset vs. yumpman i'll bump them into playoffs.
Stronger Players: thoughtcrime
Weaker Players: lab8
16: Eels and Escalators: I herd they stopped trying and are just losing now I think they cut RoL I may be wrong but yeah they are going to drop out next week if they keep being weebs.
Stronger Players: who ever tries
Weaker Players: who ever does not wanna play.
Out Side Playoffs: Bring Back the Funk, Ok Kids.
i like how everything on the list has "Weaker Players" but wrech gets "Worst Player"
sandblastOpen Power Rankings for the week of 10/17/16 (shout out to air by sending me pics of the stats)
1. OfFcLaSsIcO: They will never change because if they want to get 1st they will get 1st.
Strong Players: who ever tires
Worst Player: wrech
fuck u air stop messaging me on steam about stupid shit then u lil fag
"who ever tires" yeah im real tired of airs shit
To be fair to my teammates, I (correctly labelled as the worst player on my team by far) completely shit the bed in the first half against fov_desired 420 and had a whopping 3 frags. Once I actually realized how to shoot things we did way better. But then again I also think #6 is too high for us.
Brimstonei like how everything on the list has "Weaker Players" but wrech gets "Worst Player"
That was part of the deal.
Air_ill screencap everything you need for the rest of the season if you promise to make a "worst player" and have it say "wrech" for my team
sandblast16: Eels and Escalators: I herd they stopped trying and are just losing now I think they cut RoL I may be wrong but yeah they are going to drop out next week if they keep being weebs.
Stronger Players: who ever tries
Weaker Players: who ever does not wanna play.
We cut RoL and Blaine is now on scout. Because of these roster shake ups we got fucked on our last 2 matches (ffl/5v6) and I'm not sure myself where the team stands on whether or not we're trying :/. We haven't scrimmed in like a week.
extremely hot list coming up courtesy of the high council of ISSA KNIFE
Best aliases in open:
1. BUBBY_CHONER
2. Thoughtcrime
3. Hedgehog Hero
Worst aliases in open:
1. HappyBOB
2. FailW1zard
3. Squidmatron
discuss
its a shame that kevin durant guy isnt still playing in open or he'd make that list for sure
dippidyextremely hot list coming up courtesy of the high council of ISSA KNIFE
Worst aliases in open:
2. FailW1zard
discuss
You wanna throw hands?
goldfishtasheem best demo in open when im trolling
same
i only lose when i troll
goldfishtasheem best demo in open when im trolling
tasheem is strong
like big sturdy bird
https://66.media.tumblr.com/40a8f9406e1e7e1e72b27c1aa5bee2f0/tumblr_inline_n3wg5veq6G1qbck1k.png
The best alias is definitely Mastrej as he meant to spell it MasterJ but was too stupid too spell it correctly.
disagree with me all u want u will never surpass me
BLANC charis6:50 PM - BLANC charis: dont quote me on anything rn
dippidyextremely hot list coming up courtesy of the high council of ISSA KNIFE
Best aliases in open:
1. BUBBY_CHONER
2. Thoughtcrime
3. Hedgehog Hero
Worst aliases in open:
1. HappyBOB
2. FailW1zard
3. Squidmatron
discuss
why am i not on the worst alias list??? fucking robbed, no one even knows how to pronounce it
mfw I'm cheering for Hedgehog Hero
Menachemwhy am i not on the worst alias list??? fucking robbed, no one even knows how to pronounce it
men-a-kem
ViperMenachemwhy am i not on the worst alias list??? fucking robbed, no one even knows how to pronounce itmen-a-kem
yes this is what everyone says and it is wrong. its like pronouncing "me llamo" me-la-mo :(
me lame oh