Best tf2 pickup lines

#1

fyg

0 Frags – +

Give me some

"Open in the streets, invite in the sheets"

Give me some

"Open in the streets, invite in the sheets"

#2

dishsoap

-29 Frags – +

no

#3

Alexandros

37 Frags – +

"sniper on the streets, FARMER in the sheets"

#4

rocketslay

190 Frags – +

"are you trading girl? because that ass is 2 refined"

#5

subhuman

21 Frags – +

maincaller in the streets, mge lord in the sheets

edit: lmao that typo was there forever

maincaller in the streets, mge lord in the sheets

edit: lmao that typo was there forever

#6

smesi

116 Frags – +

rocketslay"are you trading girl? because that ass is 2 refined"

telling someone that their ass is worth 16-18 cents isnt a compliment

[quote=rocketslay]"are you trading girl? because that ass is 2 refined"[/quote]
telling someone that their ass is worth 16-18 cents isnt a compliment

#7

messiah

65 Frags – +

smesirocketslay"are you trading girl? because that ass is 2 refined"telling someone that their ass is worth 16-18 cents isnt a compliment

that is one genuine community unusual ass baby

[quote=smesi][quote=rocketslay]"are you trading girl? because that ass is 2 refined"[/quote]
telling someone that their ass is worth 16-18 cents isnt a compliment[/quote]
that is one genuine community unusual ass baby

#8

colbolt

47 Frags – +

You must be a Sandman, cause GIRL YOU STUNNIN!

#9

bLa

57 Frags – +

"i'd like to push into your choke"

#10

subhuman

31 Frags – +

"I'm going for the backcap"

#11

THEBILLDOZER

23 Frags – +

"soldier's bombing me, im down"
wait what is a pickup line

#12

capnnofapn

82 Frags – +

pocket me and you'll never have to fake again ;)

#13

m

-11 Frags – +

ay bb u wanna taste what its like to pug all night

#14

Connie-

RGB LAN

-14 Frags – +

have sex with me

also tf2

have sex with me

also tf2

#15

Skye

85 Frags – +

ManceyI'll steal your heart like TLR stole the lan trophy.

[quote=Mancey]I'll steal your heart like TLR stole the lan trophy.[/quote]

#16

Cyanic

-8 Frags – +

pootis

#17

syph

-16 Frags – +

are you a spy main? cause i wanna fuck you outta this world.

#18

MrDoggyDongers2005

31 Frags – +

all of these sound like borderline sexual harassment

#19

raith

109 Frags – +

I got a bucket of chicken

#20

Dolly

4 Frags – +

Girl are you se7en? because you stopped me in my tracks

#21

sops

8 Frags – +

"I love your death, cyclops; your death is sweet to me like love is sweet."

#22

Stylax

22 Frags – +

Nice pipes.

#23

Dr_Spamoman

12 Frags – +

press H to pick up

#24

hotdot

25 Frags – +

you owe me an uber, cause when I looked at you, I dropped mine

#25

frenzy_

-6 Frags – +

"ayy, yo girl pop your uber for me "

#26

Hudsen

4 Frags – +

are you an engineer? 'cause you're erecting my dispenser

#27

SpaceCadet

3 Frags – +

Here's your Golden Frying Pan, roll out through my kitchen.

#28

redddd

40 Frags – +

i am personal friends with b4nny

#29

Alexandros

20 Frags – +

"Are you open, cause I'm about to invite you on over"

#30

Yrr

koth_bagel

-5 Frags – +

you deserve