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#271
14 Frags +
rowpiecesi think the new pyro wep looks like an LG :0

why do you need a pilot light for an LG lol

i think kresnik is probably right considering how large the muzzle is, i fucking cant wait for pyro jetpack + flame rocket launcher mge

[quote=rowpieces]i think the new pyro wep looks like an LG :0[/quote]
why do you need a pilot light for an LG lol

i think kresnik is probably right considering how large the muzzle is, i fucking cant wait for pyro jetpack + flame rocket launcher mge
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#272
33 Frags +

TBH I think they're handling this well. Day 1 was to build the hype, day 2 is the "boring but ultimately pretty cool stuff that we asked for", and the next two days are the showstoppers, presumably. I'm pretty excited

TBH I think they're handling this well. Day 1 was to build the hype, day 2 is the "boring but ultimately pretty cool stuff that we asked for", and the next two days are the showstoppers, presumably. I'm pretty excited
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#273
55 Frags +
Azazel-the next two days are the showstoppers, presumably.

http://i.imgur.com/C6Yg3oZ.jpg

[quote=Azazel-]the next two days are the showstoppers, presumably.[/quote]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/C6Yg3oZ.jpg[/img]
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#274
47 Frags +

i cant wait for no hats mod to be updated so i dont have to see this STUPID HEAVY YETI COSTUME

https://38.media.tumblr.com/b0210edbdb8538a5a2d3da2b83cfca4e/tumblr_ndayxtaOmx1qixci7o1_500.png

i cant wait for no hats mod to be updated so i dont have to see this STUPID HEAVY YETI COSTUME
[img]https://38.media.tumblr.com/b0210edbdb8538a5a2d3da2b83cfca4e/tumblr_ndayxtaOmx1qixci7o1_500.png[/img]
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#275
16 Frags +

The real meat of the update, the pyro changes and weapon balances, will probably come in the 4th day, in precisely 62 fuckin hours.

The real meat of the update, the pyro changes and weapon balances, will probably come in the 4th day, in precisely 62 fuckin hours.
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#276
13 Frags +
toads_tfwhy do you need a pilot light for an LG lol

because it's a fire based lg? do you think pyro would shoot electricity for some reason??

[quote=toads_tf]
why do you need a pilot light for an LG lol[/quote]
because it's a fire based lg? do you think pyro would shoot electricity for some reason??
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#277
11 Frags +
FUNKeGlad i've waited 2 years for what is so far just an uninspired summer update. I don't mind new maps and contract skins but so far it really doesn't make up for the wait. Hopefully both of the next days step it up.

They can't and shouldn't give us the good stuff now with 2 days left. Also contracts are p cool.

[quote=FUNKe]Glad i've waited 2 years for what is so far just an uninspired summer update. I don't mind new maps and contract skins but so far it really doesn't make up for the wait. Hopefully both of the next days step it up.[/quote]
They can't and shouldn't give us the good stuff now with 2 days left. Also contracts are p cool.
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#278
23 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/lgI7wMW.png

new gamemode?

https://i.imgur.com/KHhgn3w.png

another new map?

[img]https://i.imgur.com/lgI7wMW.png[/img]
new gamemode?

[img]https://i.imgur.com/KHhgn3w.png[/img]
another new map?
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#279
match.tf
37 Frags +

FINALLY, A StatTrack™ Unusual Assasin Grade War Painted fish
Pog fucking Champ

https://i.imgur.com/zHXZlea.png

FINALLY, A StatTrack™ Unusual Assasin Grade War Painted fish
Pog fucking Champ
[img]https://i.imgur.com/zHXZlea.png[/img]
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#280
4 Frags +
nopetoads_tfwhy do you need a pilot light for an LG lolbecause it's a fire based lg? do you think pyro would shoot electricity for some reason??

he already shoots energy/plasma or whatever...

i guess its possible but i wouldn't expect the muzzle to be so big

[quote=nope][quote=toads_tf]
why do you need a pilot light for an LG lol[/quote]
because it's a fire based lg? do you think pyro would shoot electricity for some reason??[/quote]
he already shoots energy/plasma or whatever...

i guess its possible but i wouldn't expect the muzzle to be so big
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#281
-6 Frags +

http://prntscr.com/gyrety

http://prntscr.com/gyrety
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#282
24 Frags +

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/595907960277196349/532DE81210C71059443BD94B9A6B1662FFDCAC5C/

are you ready to kill people with a banana gun?

[img]https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/595907960277196349/532DE81210C71059443BD94B9A6B1662FFDCAC5C/[/img]
are you ready to kill people with a banana gun?
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#283
27 Frags +

10:30 PM - unnamed: tftv is discussing that the new pyro gun looks p big
10:30 PM - unnamed: like it would shoot fireballs
10:30 PM - unnamed: like a rocket launcher would
10:30 PM - unnamed: like past installments of the team fortress series would give to the pyro
10:30 PM - [FP] rameys340: i feel like its for big airblasts
10:30 PM - [FP] rameys340: or lots of fire at once
10:30 PM - unnamed: please unsay that
10:30 PM - [FP] rameys340: never

10:30 PM - unnamed: tftv is discussing that the new pyro gun looks p big
10:30 PM - unnamed: like it would shoot fireballs
10:30 PM - unnamed: like a rocket launcher would
10:30 PM - unnamed: like past installments of the team fortress series would give to the pyro
10:30 PM - [FP] rameys340: i feel like its for big airblasts
10:30 PM - [FP] rameys340: or lots of fire at once
10:30 PM - unnamed: please unsay that
10:30 PM - [FP] rameys340: never
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#284
0 Frags +

So are they saying that there are never going to be weapon drops again? Not that I mind, but how are new players supposed to get their unlocks?

So are they saying that there are never going to be weapon drops again? Not that I mind, but how are new players supposed to get their unlocks?
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#285
16 Frags +
SearchlightSo are they saying that there are never going to be weapon drops again? Not that I mind, but how are new players supposed to get their unlocks?

they're talking about the contract

[quote=Searchlight]So are they saying that there are never going to be weapon drops again? Not that I mind, but how are new players supposed to get their unlocks?[/quote]

they're talking about the contract
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#286
37 Frags +

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240693342248239104/370038540299403264/unknown.png

fucking finally

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240693342248239104/370038540299403264/unknown.png[/img]
fucking finally
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#287
-3 Frags +

Oh yeah, I got misled by the "as of the Jungle Inferno Update" phrasing.

Although removing weapon drops would actually make sense at this point.

Oh yeah, I got misled by the "as of the Jungle Inferno Update" phrasing.

Although removing weapon drops would actually make sense at this point.
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#288
43 Frags +
FUNKeGlad i've waited 2 years for what is so far just an uninspired summer update. I don't mind new maps and contract skins but so far it really doesn't make up for the wait. Hopefully both of the next days step it up.

yes
you waited 2 years
now chill the fuck out for 2 more days holy shit

[quote=FUNKe]Glad i've waited 2 years for what is so far just an uninspired summer update. I don't mind new maps and contract skins but so far it really doesn't make up for the wait. Hopefully both of the next days step it up.[/quote]

yes
you waited 2 years
now chill the fuck out for 2 more days holy shit
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#289
3 Frags +

So hyped for the new campaign and war paints. Also it looks like the flamethrower/jetpack might be the default weapon because every other class is equipped with a stock weapon in the picture on the bottom.

So hyped for the new campaign and war paints. Also it looks like the flamethrower/jetpack might be the default weapon because every other class is equipped with a stock weapon in the picture on the bottom.
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#290
0 Frags +
SearchlightOh yeah, I got misled by the "as of the Jungle Inferno Update" phrasing.

Although removing weapon drops would actually make sense at this point.

new player joins
new player wants to use x weapon
not only can the new player not use x weapon because they do not have it, they are also physically unable to get it unless they trade for it or buy it from valve

I may be misunderstanding what you mean but this sounds terrible.

[quote=Searchlight]Oh yeah, I got misled by the "as of the Jungle Inferno Update" phrasing.

Although removing weapon drops would actually make sense at this point.[/quote]
new player joins
new player wants to use x weapon
not only can the new player not use x weapon because they do not have it, they are also physically unable to get it unless they trade for it or buy it from valve

I may be misunderstanding what you mean but this sounds terrible.
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#291
25 Frags +

it's really weird that they didn't show any examples of the war paint. like that's the thing that's going to make you a lot of money, at least show it doing something to a weapon instead of giving us a square to shove the patterns onto

naturespiritSo hyped for the new campaign and war paints. Also it looks like the flamethrower/jetpack might be the default weapon because every other class is equipped with a stock weapon in the picture on the bottom.

it's likely just valve making sure to show people at least one new pyro thing per day, so reddit won't get mad

it's really weird that they didn't show any examples of the war paint. like that's the thing that's going to make you a lot of money, at least show it doing something to a weapon instead of giving us a square to shove the patterns onto

[quote=naturespirit]So hyped for the new campaign and war paints. Also it looks like the flamethrower/jetpack might be the default weapon because every other class is equipped with a stock weapon in the picture on the bottom.[/quote]
it's likely just valve making sure to show people at least one new pyro thing per day, so reddit won't get mad
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#292
36 Frags +
reakoSearchlightOh yeah, I got misled by the "as of the Jungle Inferno Update" phrasing.

Although removing weapon drops would actually make sense at this point.
new player joins
new player wants to use x weapon
not only can the new player not use x weapon because they do not have it, they are also physically unable to get it unless they trade for it or buy it from valve

I may be misunderstanding what you mean but this sounds terrible.

Unique weapons need to become like stock weapons: everybody has them by default and they arent on your backpack. Drops should be limited to crates/cases, the ocasional cosmetic and I guess cheap skins. Unlocks by achievements should instead just become cosmetic, either skins or hats.

[quote=reako][quote=Searchlight]Oh yeah, I got misled by the "as of the Jungle Inferno Update" phrasing.

Although removing weapon drops would actually make sense at this point.[/quote]
new player joins
new player wants to use x weapon
not only can the new player not use x weapon because they do not have it, they are also physically unable to get it unless they trade for it or buy it from valve

I may be misunderstanding what you mean but this sounds terrible.[/quote]

Unique weapons need to become like stock weapons: everybody has them by default and they arent on your backpack. Drops should be limited to crates/cases, the ocasional cosmetic and I guess cheap skins. Unlocks by achievements should instead just become cosmetic, either skins or hats.
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#293
17 Frags +

valve gets basically nothing for unlocks since nobody buys them so it's not a bad idea, but in practice there's so many unlocks, and a sweeping majority of them are worse than the stock loadout, so they might choose an awful loadout right off the bat, instead of being forced to work with the fundamentally sound basic ones

just make them all universally unlockable through achievements, or some freebie contract equivalent solely for noobs or something

valve gets basically nothing for unlocks since nobody buys them so it's not a bad idea, but in practice there's so many unlocks, and a sweeping majority of them are worse than the stock loadout, so they might choose an awful loadout right off the bat, instead of being forced to work with the fundamentally sound basic ones

just make them all universally unlockable through achievements, or some freebie contract equivalent solely for noobs or something
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#294
1 Frags +
reakonew player joins
new player wants to use x weapon
not only can the new player not use x weapon because they do not have it, they are also physically unable to get it unless they trade for it or buy it from valve

I may be misunderstanding what you mean but this sounds terrible.

I wouldn't be opposed to making all weapons available to players immediately - or returning to some sort of achievement unlock system where you unlock weapon suites by getting to certain milestones. At this point it's just kind of pointless to get weapon drops after you have all of them, and replacing them with paints or skins or whatever might actually do something other than clog up your inventory.

But my getting confused by a line in the update really isn't a big deal, so to get back to what matters - gimme that demo eagle warrior helmet.

[quote=reako]
new player joins
new player wants to use x weapon
not only can the new player not use x weapon because they do not have it, they are also physically unable to get it unless they trade for it or buy it from valve

I may be misunderstanding what you mean but this sounds terrible.[/quote]

I wouldn't be opposed to making all weapons available to players immediately - or returning to some sort of achievement unlock system where you unlock weapon suites by getting to certain milestones. At this point it's just kind of pointless to get weapon drops after you have all of them, and replacing them with paints or skins or whatever might actually do something other than clog up your inventory.

But my getting confused by a line in the update really isn't a big deal, so to get back to what matters - gimme that demo eagle warrior helmet.
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#295
4 Frags +
200FINALLY, A StatTrack™ Unusual Assasin Grade War Painted fish
Pog fucking Champ
https://i.imgur.com/zHXZlea.png

https://i.imgur.com/DBwNAKo.jpg

[quote=200]FINALLY, A StatTrack™ Unusual Assasin Grade War Painted fish
Pog fucking Champ
[img]https://i.imgur.com/zHXZlea.png[/img][/quote]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/DBwNAKo.jpg[/img]
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#296
19 Frags +

How to fix unlocks:
-a new training mode is added for each class, with maps that teach you how to airstrafe, properly rocket jump, learn good sentry spots, set up sticky traps, etc.
-you get a stock version of all unlocks for a class when you complete the training mode
-all current unique items are made vintage/a new item quality or something
-now only shitty skins and hats and sometimes taunts drop
-skins can now be crafted into metal

i had a dream where this happened and almost cried when i woke up

How to fix unlocks:
-a new training mode is added for each class, with maps that teach you how to airstrafe, properly rocket jump, learn good sentry spots, set up sticky traps, etc.
-you get a stock version of all unlocks for a class when you complete the training mode
-all current unique items are made vintage/a new item quality or something
-now only shitty skins and hats and sometimes taunts drop
-skins can now be crafted into metal

i had a dream where this happened and almost cried when i woke up
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#297
11 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/a6zDyPm.jpg

what

https://i.imgur.com/a6zDyPm.jpg

what
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#298
match.tf
39 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/jBfCPzE.jpg

[img]https://i.imgur.com/jBfCPzE.jpg[/img]
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#299
7 Frags +

War Paint replacing skins instead of weapon drops makes way more sense, I think Valve might've worded it weird. What if I want a basic unpainted unlock?

War Paint replacing skins instead of weapon drops makes way more sense, I think Valve might've worded it weird. What if I want a basic unpainted unlock?
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#300
-10 Frags +
michael-yes
you waited 2 years
now chill the fuck out for 2 more days holy shit

it's not my final opinion of the update. I'm optimistic for the next two days. But these two are just hitting the generic update content quota for me.

[quote=michael-]yes
you waited 2 years
now chill the fuck out for 2 more days holy shit[/quote]

it's not my final opinion of the update. I'm optimistic for the next two days. But these two are just hitting the generic update content quota for me.
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