MarmadukeGRYLLS gets shoved in a freezer

MarmadukeCHYLLS

MarmadukeGRYLLS drinks his own piss

BearGRYLLS

g3T_wR3cKt

marmadukeGRYLLS rapes some clown on the forums
marmadukeGRYLLED

marmadykeGRYLLS

tagg turns into a scout main AND OR fruit flavored drink
tang

bloodsire gets cast in next hobbit movie
bloodshire

tagg turns into a manwoman
dragg

tagg doesn't have a belt.
sagg

Tagg gets pissed.
Madd.

ori becomes an established writer
stori

.

yz50 smokes weed
highz50

bloodsire drives over a pedestrian
bloodtire

Tagg has a period
Ragg

Platinum gets a degree in Roman History
Latinum

stultus joins the circus
stiltus

b4nny gets a job as a line cook
p4nny

b4nny gets old and has a sex change
gr4nny

seanbud becomes a lumberjack
sawnbud

seanbud becomes money-conscious
pawnbud

seanbud starts to garden
lawnbud

boomer gets cancer
toomer

boomer becomes a sailor
schooner

boomer joins nascar
vroomer

boomer becomes a maid
broomer

reptile sorts out his taxes
repfile

carnage decides to be amish
barnage

rando goes to a galaxy far, far away
lando

rando becomes bloatware
pando

tyrone gets a pilot's license
skyrone

tyrone gets into grain farming
ryerone

tyrone mains a class better suited to his abilities
pyrone

truktruk becomes involved in high-stakes gambling
luckluck

truktruk starts an investment bank
buckbuck

truktruk as a babysitter
tucktuck

shrugger has a lot of gay sex
bugger

numlocked decides to roleplay as his class
rumlocked

numlocked studies geology
numrocked

numlocked gets insulted
nummocked

i can't stop coming up with these shitty ass puns

send help

oh fuck

kbk does average
kbok

kbk grants magic immunity
bkb

Tagg participates in the wombo combo

Tang

why is this happening?

dick

All the people from NATF2 found us...

eXtine has sex
seXtime

Shrugger becomes a small boat
Tugger

Justin wrecks a guy in a fight
Bustin'

Boink becomes a thief
Yoink

Boink becomes an atomic energy drink
bonk

Salamancer graduates at the college of Winterhold
Necromancer

slipz falls down
tripz

slipz becomes a gang
cripz

slipz pays a bill
tipz

slipz drinks from a cup
sipz

remix becomes a cat
felix

tooth becomes a girl
ruth

chord becomes a car
ford

jake rockwell becomes a reptile
snake rockwell

mr slin has a brother
mr twin

blank starts to smell
stank

too lazy to think of more =/

Sal joins a country-rock crossover group
Salabama

BloodSire joins an alt rock band
The Arcade Sire

Yz50 becomes a rapper
yz50-cent

tlr joins a band
TLC

Huey Lewis joins a band
Huey Lewis

DJC joins a band
AC/DJC
Dave_AC can join too

synchro joins a rowing team
synchrow

alec acts like a dick

Phallic

32hz becomes a monitor
120hz

Overseer tries hard.
Overachiever

Sal gets a sexchange
Gal