saw a ghost

there’s a game that I swear died years ago, but every time I check it’s still there to haunt me

https://pics.me.me/ive-come-for-your-pickle-19191853.png

woke up and my toes had fresh saliva on them
i live alone

so i wake up at 4am and i see a dark silhouette floating infront of me. i turn my lamp on and its actually just my huge fucking erection lifting my quilt

I took a shit and didnt need to wipe

impossible. you had to wipe at least once in order to check

nah he used his hand

drove my car on empty for like 200km

one time i saw herobrine in my minecraft world and when i saw him lightning struck and my game crashed. i never saw him again but no one ever believes me. pls tell me u guys believe me

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A house flew over my house

some unknown force or energy makes me disconnect when i lose in MGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFsTNy1uEa8

I have a recurring nightmare where im playing against a team of 6 people with no hats, all of them are using the default engi avatar on steam.

Throwback to when I caught a ghost on my Nintendo DSi

sometimes I think I see the mirage of a totally pale ghost virgin but then I realize I'm just looking in the mirror