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So i decided to buy something i could snack on and picked yogurt. I cracked into the container, took a cup out, and as soon as i took a bite i was overwhelmed by how thick and rich it was. I found myself just letting my tongue swath it around my mouth and loving how it stuck to the roof and sides. It was so delightful. I snapped out of it and found i had a very prominent erection. im kinda scared, but im still eating the yogurt.
So i decided to buy something i could snack on and picked yogurt. I cracked into the container, took a cup out, and as soon as i took a bite i was overwhelmed by how thick and rich it was. I found myself just letting my tongue swath it around my mouth and loving how it stuck to the roof and sides. It was so delightful. I snapped out of it and found i had a very prominent erection. im kinda scared, but im still eating the yogurt.
people with eeveelutions as their favorite pokemon are the videogame equivalent of "Live Laugh Love" Sticker people
people with eeveelutions as their favorite pokemon are the videogame equivalent of "Live Laugh Love" Sticker people
DuMmTmpeople with eeveelutions as their favorite pokemon are the videogame equivalent of "Live Laugh Love" Sticker people
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[quote=DuMmTm]people with eeveelutions as their favorite pokemon are the videogame equivalent of "Live Laugh Love" Sticker people[/quote]
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ok hijacking this thread because dummtm is correct. my favorite pokemon is growlithe. second is shinx. they r baby.
ok hijacking this thread because dummtm is correct. my favorite pokemon is growlithe. second is shinx. they r baby.
I want to fuck my Eevee in the new Pokemon game so fucking bad. l can't help it anymore. I want to yank that furry tail up and bury my face inside her little asshole and claim it as mine. I never considered myself a furry, but Eevee has fully converted me into a Pokefucking freak. It‘s not even fucking fair. The game practically begs you to want to fuck her. The game literally calls the Eevee your partner throughout the whale game. God, l fucking wish that applied to real life. Don't even get me started on the "play" feature. Whenever I have that HD Eevee sitting on my arm, my dick can't help but grow at the sight of its sexiness. Whenever I pet her to raise her affection, she makes these cute hentai girl moans and god fucking damnit it's almost like Nintendo wants me to destroy this cute little fuck.
I want to fuck my Eevee in the new Pokemon game so fucking bad. l can't help it anymore. I want to yank that furry tail up and bury my face inside her little asshole and claim it as mine. I never considered myself a furry, but Eevee has fully converted me into a Pokefucking freak. It‘s not even fucking fair. The game practically begs you to want to fuck her. The game literally calls the Eevee your partner throughout the whale game. God, l fucking wish that applied to real life. Don't even get me started on the "play" feature. Whenever I have that HD Eevee sitting on my arm, my dick can't help but grow at the sight of its sexiness. Whenever I pet her to raise her affection, she makes these cute hentai girl moans and god fucking damnit it's almost like Nintendo wants me to destroy this cute little fuck.
1996: I want to catch pokemon
2019: I want to fuck pokemon
This says a lot about our society
1996: I want to catch pokemon
2019: I want to fuck pokemon
This says a lot about our society
2019: I want to fuck pokemon
This says a lot about our society
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espeon has always been my favorite cus of colosseum
espeon has always been my favorite cus of colosseum
nuke everyone in thread
nuke everyone in thread
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The best eeveelution is probably either espeon or vaporeon because of their better base stats and wider movepool. Plus vaporeon has two pretty good abilities in water absorb and hydration. Someone who plays competitive pokemon feel free to correct me. But in the campaign games I like using umbreon because stalling is generally more fun (at least for me)and not as braindead.
The best eeveelution is probably either espeon or vaporeon because of their better base stats and wider movepool. Plus vaporeon has two pretty good abilities in water absorb and hydration. Someone who plays competitive pokemon feel free to correct me. But in the campaign games I like using umbreon because stalling is generally more fun (at least for me)and not as braindead.
I think we need to call in the experts. Someone sumon harbleu!
I think we need to call in the experts. Someone sumon harbleu!
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
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