Where do I begin?

Mostly/Entirely Placebo stuff
There must be a drink next to me at all times, regardless of if I take a drink the entire time I'm playing or not.
I lint roll my mouse pad almost daily..
If I get super tilted early on, during half time I go the bathroom and basically dunk my head in cold water.
I used to test to see if certain dumb things made me play better. i.e. Room Lighting, washing my hands in various water temps, etc. Lighting had no effect but I can say washing my hands in cold water made my grip on the mouse feel more consistent.
I can't stand my mouse cable dragging, I have a mouse bungee as well as a para-cord mouse cable and sometimes it STILL bugs me.

Probably not just Placebo...
Also believe I play better when I don't overeat. I feel like I play the best when I'm consuming between 1600 and 2000 calories a day. Prime example last night I felt I did poorly I had about 3000 calories that day :/
getting a stable 8hrs of sleep with a melatonin supplement
going on a 10 minute walk before scrims

Abcessed front tooth. it got to be so bad I would pass out from the pain multiple times. I couldn't even see a dentist due to how bad the infection was so I went on antibiotics, which I had a bad reaction too, and I also learned that I'm apparently allergic to codeine. So the things helping me made me feel yet worse, so I had to switch antibiotics and pain meds. So I was in near complete agony, bed ridden because of the pain and the bad reactions. I spent maybe 3hrs awake on a daily basis for maybe 2 weeks... I lost 15lbs in 2 weeks because of this :/ Bad diarrhea (it was a horrible black/green color), a swollen face, pain that I couldn't stay awake through, I would throw up even water for 2 days straight. My female dentist and her assistant both said I've felt pain worse than giving birth...

Still here

The same way they end up with a VR room.

Another thought on this, assuming all passengers wear seatbelts why would any of them die to hitting a stationary barricade? Honestly, if a vehicle is like that it shouldn't be street legal with exception to motorcycles.

It isn't completely neutral. Do you want the vehicle to maintain course and kill the person unfortunate enough to be in front of you or do you want a vehicle to go into the opposite lane to kill whoever is over there.

Basically it's asking do you want to go out of your way to kill someone of the exact same status/sex everything despite them not being infront of you.

No, these test don't ask enough questions as it is to get a sufficiently large enough data pool to compare fat vs athletic people. For example I took the test twice one time it came out slightly in favor of athletic people the other time fully in favor of fat people, yet in my actual choices I never chose based on body type.

That's not the only way to look at the situation though. Is one of them crossing when they shouldn't? Is one of them directly in front of the car? Do you want to swerve and hit the other person or just maintain course and hit that person?

If a self driving car is going up to a light / crosswalk that's currently in use / red and thus be illegal to continue driving it should already be stopping and not putting anyone in danger anyway.

If that's true no wonder esports teams are backing out of this. Honestly I'm surprised anyone is willing to gamble that big on an infant game on a scale never done before...

I have DSL I get 50Mb x 10Mb.

So what teams + rosters will be playing open this season?

Team No No
Scouts: daily & Comanglia
Roamer: Dears
Pocket: Dover
Demo: LarryLasagna
Medic: ShdSteel

Thinking Emoji
Flank Scout: Arietta
Combo Scout:
Roamer: SoggySocks
Pocket:
Demo: Titan
Medic: Jack The Stripper

Circle Bread
scouts: pigby (uwu) + bagel_friday
soldiers: scratchy + playmo
demo: kezia
medic: nu

Where Gamers Go
Scout: Dragivex_fist
Scout: Toy
Roamer: Triplex
Pocket: Scar
Demo: SlimJim
Medic: Tsar

kronge realm
Scout: nomi
Scout: yuken
Roamer: skele
Pocket: kia
Demo: asterisk
Medic: burko

let me know if I got any of these rosters wrong.

Suicide isn't a joke.

I hope you're not serious. If you are call 1-800-273-8255

You can get over the loss of a friend, you're not the first person to deal with this and you won't be the last. You don't know where you'll be in 5 years make the right decisions and you'll probably be in a much more stable situation than you are in right now. Also remember their's other people out there who do care about you even if you don't realize it a teacher, family member, an old friend, a neighbor. Don't fucking do it call 1-800-273-8255. This is coming from someone who's had a friends younger brother, and a neighbor kill themselves.

If it makes you feel any better you can add me on steam.

As Daily said, he's an awesome dude and a fun non-toxic player to play with. Honestly his biggest downfall is the slight lack of self-confidence. He can easily be a great player with the right mindset and consistent practice. Any mid-open team should be happy to have him, though I doubt all deserve him.

The XBow is the best option outside of 1 scenario that I can think of. An XBow medic will get uber faster and put out a Heals per second than a medic without one which is more than enough reason to run this weapon 24/7, add to it that the effective combat range of medic is significantly increased while also being able to heal people significantly further away then before you should run this weapon 100% of the time. As for that 1 scenario I can think of (that'll make syringe gun relevant) is a last defense where the medic is the only person alive.

Machina script
bind Mouse1 +attack2; +attack; -attack; -attack2
or something very close to that effect.