i get tf2 dreams from time to time and they're incredibly lame.
it's not like i'm immersed into the world of team fortress or anything cool like that, it's just me playing the game and talking to whoever in mumble.

this season I'm playin for HX in esea-IM and cevo-O. our pocket is billuster, who played on indust's team a few seasons ago back when they were in open and they went 15-1 or some shit idk. this will come into play later. anyways, I've been out of town pretty frequently in the past few weeks. the first time I didn't make scrim night was a thursday. during the day i had driven out with my grandparents to go on a boat tour around some old ships n shit to learn about them. the day we drove was a beautiful sunny day and the night we slept was awful, cold, and rainy.

the nightmare starts in my team's mumble. my name is in the mumble list, but it's like i'm not there. my team tries talking to me once but i can't respond (every single button on my mouse and keyboard break at once, wtf). they decide i've crashed randomly or something so they pull a ringer in. billy's like "don't worry folks, i've got the PERFECT RINGER".

i stare at mumble in horror as the great indust joins. we all load up the game and get ready to scrim (i think i'm in the stv or something, i honestly have no idea why i'm not just playing in my dream). i was using indust's edit of rayshud at this time and right then as we're joining indust says, "hang on, my game is fucked up, i have no hud". then, he's like "this fucker alosec took it, give me my hud back" and i see a hand reach up and over my monitor and take the hud off my screen (so he can use it??)

i am literally dying at this point, i don't know whether to start bawling or laughing my ass off at how ridiculous this dream is. both teams ready up as indust tells my team he is good to go. he plays the absolute perfect game outhealing the other team by more than 3x their numbers and getting 5+ frags. right after the game, billy asks indust if hes open to play with them this season, as its clear we could never go back to alosec medding. i am just in shock watching this unfold. it is then i realize indust is on the other side of my monitor, as wtf how could he reach his hand over and take my hud?? so i get up and walk around my desk to see indust sitting there IN A FUCKING BUNNY COSTUME, head to tail decked out in white fur. he turns his head away from his monitor and says "i guess you dont got these mad hops". as he starts to take off the bunny head i wake up from the sheer WTF of the moment.

upon arriving back to my home on sunday, i told my team about my freaky dream with indust carrying the shit out of them. they all kind of laugh it off until one of them says "yeah thats kinda weird though, we did scrim with indust and he was really good, we took meat market 4-1 on viaduct". i stared at my monitor in disbelief and fear for a good minute before blinking

i'd never told anyone the details of the dream until this post, and its probably the weirdest, least sense-making dream i've EVER had, and hopefully ever will have.

soapy you've been sleep deprived for the last week

you were actually talking to us in mumble...you weren't asleep

I had a dream last night where I was a Demo doing the Process rollout, and stickyjumping was fun but it was weird because I had my irl body in the cartoony TF2 world so It felt odd. Also, my body didn't really react to the explosions, just kind of got pushed around by them. I was also viewing all of this from the most obnoxious under-the-shoulder thirdperson perspective.

I don't even play demo, I main med.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Am I broken or something? I can't recall the last time I remembered a dream... :c

i had a dream where i top fragged and every single kill was a fuckin airshot. now THAT'S a tf2 dream.

"I had a dream that one day this game rose up and out lived that of Runescape 3 and League of Legends: "We force these scrubs to play our game, and now all competitive scenes are treated equally."

I have a dream that one day on the dirt slopes of Badlands, the pockets of former medics and the snipers of the former skial 2fort servers will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the backup iron pyro mains of Highlander, players sweltering with the heat of skill, sweltering with the heat of game sense, will be rewarded some day and will be appreciated by all of the competitive community" -Martin Luther King Jr.

i think you just watched a tlr frag video before going to bed

I was going to post one of TLR's original frag videos as a response but I think he deleted it out of embarrassment :(

let the bodies hit hte floor

I had a dream where I double airshot my teacher IRL. I was surprised to see her the day after.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7UnZmDVX4Y

I lost my shit reading this

that slow motion splash damage kill highlight at :15 is the best

So this isn't a TF2 dream but a day dream I had several years ago that I vividly remember related to gaming.

At the time I was playing vanilla WoW every free second I had, raiding and all. My only class was Hunter and I basically knew everything about the class in and out to get the most of out of my damage and stuff like that. Anyways, I was walking to the subway after work was over to get my train but during the walk I was thinking about play WoW when I got home. The lady walking in front of me (by about 10 feet) either dropped something in front of herself or seen something on the floor she wanted to pickup. She knelt down to get whatever it was and my brain made my body act on instinct and I thought it was a hunter laying down a trap. I instantly started to strafe away from the lady near where she was placing the "trap".

That moment was a big wakeup for me to be honest. If you do anything close to this in real life while you are awake, you are wrapped up in your game too much. :)

I've had lots of dumb TF2 dreams before. Only two that come to mind are pretty short.

First one was simple. I answer my door and before me stands the Medic. And he's 7 foot tall. It was weird. He called me a dunkopf and slapped me and ran away giggling.

Second one was weird. Combination of CSS, TF2, and Bad Company 2... Medic ubersawed a tank to death while there were spies disguised as hostages on cs_compound... and people were blowing up buildings and stuff.

And that's how my gimmicky map koth_destroy was made... that's a silly map.

TY waldo.

i once dreamt about Ass

resurrecting this thread because i had a tf2 dream last night after taking 5 nyquil to go to sleep

so, it's season 9. for some reason i'm roster riding on Classic Mixup, who for some reason is in open.
open grand finals roll around, and enigma is offline. so are the rest of their backups. it is my time to shine.
it's me and moose on scout, platinum on pocket, smaka on demo, harbleu on medic, and i don't remember who was on roamer.

we're playing against indust we trust (who only existed in season 13 but whatever it's a dream)

the map is basically half Watchpoint: Gibraltar from Overwatch and half dust2 from CS, but it's all textured like a TFC map. moose and i decide to run shortstop to push people off the cliff and winger so we can jump to some good spots

the match starts and i'm doing great. as soon as the other team leaves spawn, smaka does a fuckton of damage and i clean up all 6 players. about halfway through the round, indust sends me a steam message "practice, persistence, perfection" and they start steamrolling the shit out of us

we lose the match and enigma posts a thread on tftv saying mixup would have won if he was there instead of me. i get so heated that i wake up

the maps in my tf2 dreams are perfectly accurate but for some reason the furniture in my house is always completely rearranged.

I dream't that TF2 actually had good support from Valve.
Shame dreams aren't real...

At most I remember even having a dream like once a year :/

I remember a couple of years ago I had a dream where I could use the sticky jumper to go anywhere (any country) I wanted to meet up with friends, the feeling of being in the air was pretty weird and I never forgot about it. And some months ago I also had a dream where I was walking around the streets and healing people on the floor with my medigun...
Sometimes I don't understand how our brain works

i had a dream while backpacking miles away from civilization (tf2 withdrawal? @_@) that i had made a new version of lakeside that looked pretty cool. i then played pyro on it. i still have exactly what changes i made fresh in my mine, unsure how thats what i remembered.

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5 Nyquil? Are you trying to sleep forever? A single capsule makes me super drowsy for 1.5 days so I only use it when I'm seriously ill.

I had a dream that I played in Invite and somehow made the Liberty Launcher viable during a Process match against the old Froyo.

I was rocket jumping really late at night one week day last semester. In one dream I was rocketjumping around IRL and everyone thought I was so cool and I felt like cool dubstep music was playing in the background as I did insane pogos and syncs through town. When I woke up and was drowsy I got really fucking mad because I wanted to keep rocket jumping and I didn't realise I was awake at first.

I became so engrossed in prophunt I would daydream where I could hide myself as a cone or a piece of wood in sneaky locations.

Not a dream...uhh daydream? I guess ?

I have had like at least five dreams about playing TF2 or involving TF2 players, but the funniest one I ever had was of Jaguar. So, I was taking a bath at my mom's house. Idk why I was there, but anyway, I was minding my own business when Jag just suddenly appeared on the rim of the tub--startling the shit out of me--and immediately started apologizing for the size of his dick. No kind of preamble about why he teleported into my mom's bathroom or even, "Hey, how are you?" Just, "I'm so, so sorry my dick is so small," while hanging his head and hugging his knees in shame.