https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/beautiful-minds/the-pressing-need-for-everyone-to-quiet-their-egos/

https://hard-drive.net/heartbreaking-man-too-good-at-fighting-game-to-enjoy-playing-against-friends-but-not-good-enough-to-play-competitively/

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-56743693.amp

https://www.theonion.com/man-on-internet-almost-falls-into-world-of-diy-mustard-1819571371

[img]https://i.imgur.com/ciXCT9H.jpg[/img]

https://local.theonion.com/man-putting-huge-amount-of-pressure-on-self-to-excel-at-1819573529

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/mar/29/mafia-marc-feren-claude-biart-caught-youtube-cooking-video

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41567-020-0932-7

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https://rare.us/rare-humor/famished-thief-breaks-into-subway/

https://local.theonion.com/man-who-thought-hed-lost-all-hope-loses-last-additional-1819565674

[quote=mustardoverlord]https://www.theonion.com/man-on-internet-almost-falls-into-world-of-diy-mustard-1819571371[/quote]

btw fun fact:

the guy they got to pose for this image was a math teacher at my high school

also featured in
https://www.theonion.com/sony-unveils-new-model-customer-1819568515

and
https://local.theonion.com/convention-goer-has-high-hopes-for-hilarious-name-tag-1819569483

https://www.complex.com/life/north-carolina-high-school-teacher-dead-shootout-mexican-drug-cartel?utm_campaign=complexmag&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&fbclid=IwAR3kcQ3RYKC8AX39eT3wgXOIihMu5TkRBA0CDtDSCthj7ny839_zJ-6z0vQ

https://www.theonion.com/going-too-far-nintendo-has-responded-to-complaints-th-1837812557

https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-arrested-attacking-daughter-pizza-after-she-didnt-want-eat-him-1594863

https://www.uchicagomedicine.org/forefront/surgery-articles/they-did-surgery-on-a-grape-and-we-did-a-q-and-a-with-a-surgeon-about-it

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/italian-artist-auctioned-off-invisible-sculpture-18300-literally-made-nothing-1976181
pyro mains trying to describe skill

https://futurism.com/neoscope/neurotic-introverted-men-risk-gaming-addiction

https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20191003-what-the-joker-says-about-the-world-he-terrorises

https://www.theonion.com/man-not-himself-until-he-has-so-much-coffee-he-feels-li-1819576922