How do you dry yourself?

#31

pie_hero

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http://i.imgur.com/Zx27ib2.gif

like this

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Zx27ib2.gif[/img]
like this

#32

Vand

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A good book + neighborhood wind tunnel = Dry

#33

shizno

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you have to get your best friend to dry you with their body hair or youre doing it wrong.

#34

Bucake

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http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_images/news2009/close%20up/cu_timaru_230609_2.jpg

[img]http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_images/news2009/close%20up/cu_timaru_230609_2.jpg[/img]

#35

hooli

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does anyone here ass floss?

#36

verto

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I use a single sheet of bounty - the quilted quicker picker upper.

hoolidoes anyone here ass floss?

That's the first thing I do.

I use a single sheet of bounty - the quilted quicker picker upper.

[quote=hooli]does anyone here ass floss?[/quote]
That's the first thing I do.

#37

Huck

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vertoI use a single sheet of bounty - the quilted quicker picker upper.
hoolidoes anyone here ass floss?That's the first thing I do.

Wtf? You always ass floss last, right after you dry your balls. Don't wanna be wiping your body down with ass towel.

[quote=verto]I use a single sheet of bounty - the quilted quicker picker upper.

[quote=hooli]does anyone here ass floss?[/quote]
That's the first thing I do.[/quote]
Wtf? You always ass floss last, right after you dry your balls. Don't wanna be wiping your body down with ass towel.

#38

hooky

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Honestly? I use water.

#39

samjain98

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I do the 'glove' method where I put the towel over my shoulders over my back, and then use my hands to dry myself with the ends of the towel. I do this so I'm not cold right out of the shower.

#40

brody

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I usually have three or four of my servants blow on me until I am sufficiently dry.

This sounds time-consuming, but I have my nail-clipping and hair-combing servants working at the same time, so it's all pretty efficient really

I usually have three or four of my servants blow on me until I am sufficiently dry.

This sounds time-consuming, but I have my nail-clipping and hair-combing servants working at the same time, so it's all pretty efficient really

#41

Ggglygy

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i do my balls first and then my face

#42

smobo

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sitting in the shower with the curtain closed trying to stay in the warm air as long as possible. basically I hate being naked and cold.

#43

drak

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http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1448514/sham-wow-o.gif

but seriously, please, slick off water before drying yourself off

it makes drying easier, so much easier

you actually get dry

[img]http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1448514/sham-wow-o.gif[/img]

but seriously, please, slick off water before drying yourself off

it makes drying easier, so much easier

you actually get dry

#44

fargobawlers

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BUICKHonestly, just towel trying isn't top tier. I run my hands down/over my body/arms/legs to knock off excess water (think of it like brushing water off) first while still in the shower, then I do two small quick up and down jumps to knock even more excess water off. Once you do that THEN move onto the towel you have hit god tier.

this is a really overrated technique

theoretically it extends the life of your towel because all the water you brush off yourself isnt getting soaked up, but i would say a pretty ridiculous portion of the water on my body when i turn off the shower is soaked in my hair

if i run my hands over my body before toweling my hair then the water just drips down and cancels it all out. if i run my hands over my body after toweling my hair what the hell am i doing that i have a routine that involves toweling, then brushing off excess water with my hands, and then toweling again.

and ya theoretically you might think "well when the water drips from your head to your body you are reducing the amount of water you soak up as there will be less in your hair" which itself only highlights the issue. i could brush the water off myself 10x and my hair would only be like 10% less wet.

and i dont even have long hair, hairs just a bitch to dry

[quote=BUICK]Honestly, just towel trying isn't top tier. I run my hands down/over my body/arms/legs to knock off excess water (think of it like brushing water off) first while still in the shower, then I do two small quick up and down jumps to knock even more excess water off. Once you do that THEN move onto the towel you have hit god tier.[/quote]
this is a really overrated technique

theoretically it extends the life of your towel because all the water you brush off yourself isnt getting soaked up, but i would say a pretty ridiculous portion of the water on my body when i turn off the shower is soaked in my hair

if i run my hands over my body before toweling my hair then the water just drips down and cancels it all out. if i run my hands over my body after toweling my hair what the hell am i doing that i have a routine that involves toweling, then brushing off excess water with my hands, and then toweling again.

and ya theoretically you might think "well when the water drips from your head to your body you are reducing the amount of water you soak up as there will be less in your hair" which itself only highlights the issue. i could brush the water off myself 10x and my hair would only be like 10% less wet.

and i dont even have long hair, hairs just a bitch to dry

#45

loljk

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@ #44

I honestly didn't think it was possible to think so deeply about such a mundane/innocuous activity.

@ #44

I honestly didn't think it was possible to think so deeply about such a mundane/innocuous activity.

#46

Vetos

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drakbut seriously, please, slick off water before drying yourself off

it makes drying easier, so much easier

you actually get dry

i just tried this for the first time in my life after reading this thread
i have never felt so foolish in my life, i feel like i've been had

[quote=drak]but seriously, please, slick off water before drying yourself off

it makes drying easier, so much easier

you actually get dry[/quote]

i just tried this for the first time in my life after reading this thread
i have never felt so foolish in my life, i feel like i've been had

#47

WARHURYEAH

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I stand outside and spin around in circles doing the helicopter (with my arms and my little Lester (my winkies name)).

#48

NightGoat

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WARHURYEAH(my winkies name).

Thanks for the clarification.

[quote=WARHURYEAH](my winkies name).[/quote]

Thanks for the clarification.

#49

owl

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I curl up on the bathroom floor and bask in self pity until I can't cry anymore

#50

cookie

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Why do people make stupid threads like these???????

#51

hooli

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#52

desca_

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would u dry an ant for a million dollars?

#53

jk_

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cookieWhy do people make stupid threads like these???????

this is the best thread all week

[quote=cookie]Why do people make stupid threads like these???????[/quote]
this is the best thread all week

#54

2c

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protip i discovered recently: turn off water and get the towel inside the shower with you

since you're boxed in you don't get the cold air effect and you can dry yourself most of the way in the shower itself

protip i discovered recently: turn off water and get the towel inside the shower with you

since you're boxed in you don't get the cold air effect and you can dry yourself most of the way in the shower itself

#55

AMC

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Wow, this slick water off thing seems to be the answer to my problems.

I have a system where I cycle towels. I clean myself with a towel, and put it in the "used" spot. Then I get the one that used to be there and clean the floor with it. I just step immediately out of the shower, so there's a lot of water everywhere. The floor towel goes in the laundry and I put a new towel in the bathroom for next time, repeat.

I have two towels in the bathroom at any time, one ready to clean me, and the other ready to clean the floor, but because of the system, I don't use up two new towels each time. I'm pretty proud of this accomplishment.

Wow, this slick water off thing seems to be the answer to my problems.

I have a system where I cycle towels. I clean myself with a towel, and put it in the "used" spot. Then I get the one that used to be there and clean the floor with it. I just step immediately out of the shower, so there's a lot of water everywhere. The floor towel goes in the laundry and I put a new towel in the bathroom for next time, repeat.

I have two towels in the bathroom at any time, one ready to clean me, and the other ready to clean the floor, but because of the system, I don't use up two new towels each time. I'm pretty proud of this accomplishment.

#56

wonderland

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you guys are fucking nerds btw

#57

Watsky

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Real esports don't shower.

#58

iridescentFUZZ

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I'm always shocked to hear how often people wash things.

WatskyReal esports don't shower.

http://mist.aobiome.com/

I'm always shocked to hear how often people wash things.

[quote=Watsky]Real esports don't shower.[/quote]

http://mist.aobiome.com/

#59

NightGoat

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Is it bad that I sometimes use the same towel for like 3 weeks.

#60

iridescentFUZZ

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NightGoatIs it bad that I sometimes use the same towel for like 3 weeks.

Don't worry, I use mine 2 weeks in a row occasionally. Plus, I use the same pair of jeans for like a month.

[quote=NightGoat]Is it bad that I sometimes use the same towel for like 3 weeks.[/quote]

Don't worry, I use mine 2 weeks in a row occasionally. Plus, I use the same pair of jeans for like a month.