queue defy

I got one from dave_
bind "p" "say dropped like a newborn baby"

meatshot

Half of mine are taken straight from Ggglygy's twitter

bind p "prec_mark"
best bind

ripped

nice shot

bind l "say Someone call Chris Hansen, this guy needs to sit down."

BAM.

http://pastebin.com/2rrFHjkC

bind "o" "say let me sing you the song of my people goo.gl/FgJT5";

oh shit ggglygyl has a twitter?

shit I need to make one

from that guy it says something like my favorite kind of trains are trains

dont remember what was the nickname, but: "I dont want to play at all because I have a mountain"

davis... that is all

does he look like a bitch?

bind KP_UPARROW "say I'd like to thank Jesus Christ my personal savior for letting me be a part of this wonderful game."

After every game I win.

De Status:[X] stroyed [] not stroyed

wolth pack binds best binds

alias bind5 "say where are in the TOURNAMENT !!"
alias bind6 "say I remember the last time we fought, you used something against me, didn't you? Yeah well that trick isn't going work this time!"
alias bind7 "say And just so you know, I'm persistent and I never give up!!"
alias bind8 "say So, you're nothing more than a big fat cheater as well! I'll never-I'll never forgive you!!"
alias bind9 "say H, hey! Come on! Don't just stand there! You know... uh, say something!"

bind \ "say NERD DOWN"
bind ] "say (〃▽〃)ｷｬｰ♪"
bind [ "say •^-^•;"
bind / "say ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊ八ﾉヽﾉ＼一二三┻━┻。々°)ﾉ"
bind pgdn "say (ノ‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻ﾟДﾟ)彡☆"
bind pgup "say （ ･□･) ┬─┬⌒,(°-°ﾉ)"
bind end "say (ノ^_^)╯┻━┻ ┬─┬ ,( ^_^ノ)"

These are my inspirational quotes for my own team

"You can have everything you want in life, if you just help enough people get what they want in life." - Zig Ziglar"
If I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it even if I may not have it at the beginning.
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss;
"I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." - Bill Cosby;
"Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself" - George Bernard Shaw;
"I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been." - Wayne Gretzky.
“To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.” - Elbert Hubbard;
"Today I will do what others won’t, so tomorrow I can accomplish what others can’t." - Jerry Rice
"People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it." - Unknown
"Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts."-Unknown
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." - Eleanor Roosevelt;
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.” - Dr. Seuss
"Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.” - Bernard M. Baruch
"Be the change that you wish to see in the world.” - Mahatma Gandhi;
"Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none." - William Shakespeare,

bind F11 "prec_mark;say That's going in my fwag video."

goodnight sweet prince

"Team Fortress 2 is also free to uninstall"

so stick that in your pipe and see how you like it

gl hf stay safe use protection

my mother supervises me when i play

bind "[" "say (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻"
bind "]" "say ヽ（ ﾟヮﾟ）ﾉ.・ﾟ*｡・+☆┳━┳"
bind "\" "say We've learned that friendship isn't always easy. But there's no doubt it's worth fighting for."
bind "HOME" "say ㅇㅅㅇ"
bind "END" "say thats offensive to people from Hayati. they dont even have jello there. their starving."
bind "UPARROW" "say (=˹• ̫ •˺=)ノ ❤"
bind "LEFTARROW" "say = ͑(•ʷ • = ̚ )ノ"
bind "DOWNARROW" "say ㅇㅂㅇ"
bind "RIGHTARROW" "say ㅡㅂㅡ"
bind "F2" "say Oh, silly me! I must've put the confetti in the oven and the cake in the confetti cannon! Again!"

bind <key> say "!gag @all"

works all the time

bind ] "say sometimes i play tf2 so hard i rip the skin"