best pub quotes

#1

domthewhiteguy

0 Frags – +

post the best quotes youve seen in pubs

(TEAM) armykid.11 : what is smesi?

post the best quotes youve seen in pubs

(TEAM) armykid.11 : what is smesi?

#2

translucentfeces

174 Frags – +

the legend of phanth0m

[url=http://i.imgur.com/7P8G4IK.jpg]the legend of phanth0m[/url]

#3

cleanbuddy

38 Frags – +

tryhard : gengar dumb fag crybaby fuck off

#4

tatuwah

80 Frags – +

potatoes r legitness : so is there water or not
potatoes r legitness : i want to become a pyro shark

#5

DarkerXxX

141 Frags – +

not a pub but this one is a legend:
DroSoPhiLe: by cheating you lost all thrust i could have in you.

#6

Blaine_

75 Frags – +

NickMineCraftGamer554: "SOY IN OUR BASEN"
Muck: "He pumps you with it" (it meaning panic attack)
ArieK : DEFEAND HEADQUAQERTS

and a personal favorite:
"Blaine you sound like you have sexual relations with your female cousins you should think before you talk on the microphone"

NickMineCraftGamer554: "SOY IN OUR BASEN"
Muck: "He pumps you with it" (it meaning panic attack)
ArieK : DEFEAND HEADQUAQERTS

and a personal favorite:
"Blaine you sound like you have sexual relations with your female cousins you should think before you talk on the microphone"

#7

toads_tf

132 Frags – +

訊襪駌䏤にゅ (heart lov : wtf inisible pyroes?
macNcheese lord12: i dint see any invisible pyros XD

#8

Citric

25 Frags – +

bdjogo: FEEL MY FISTS OF ENGI JUSTICE!!!

#9

feryae

62 Frags – +

.-. ❀ : mind if i play pyro?
.-. ❀ : its for a movie im making.
(TEAM) DOY : mmmm dirty corner
Nanako =^.^= : i can respect pyro movie

#10

Ziozma

76 Frags – +

Meku Chan : wanna hear music<+
Meku Chan : music?
im spoo : no
im spoo : anime music?
im spoo : NO
Meku Chan : anime wtf?
Meku Chan : i mean dubstep music
im spoo : ah i prefer classic

#11

Snivy

31 Frags – +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7QUnvtQrr0

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7QUnvtQrr0[/youtube]

#12

Smithsonian

194 Frags – +

†Jo̡͉̝̽̇no : Where's your Highlander badge SHRAK?
SHRAK : i dont play highlander :S
†Jo̡͉̝̽̇no : Okay
†Jo̡͉̝̽̇no : Just a really good pub player then

#13

Reero

84 Frags – +

Undearth [PullthetriggerBITCH!] (Pos 26, 34,028 points) connected (Guatemala)
Undearth [PullthetriggerBITCH!] : at last...

#14

BarytaQ

5 Frags – +

Mr.U: suck my cut barty

#15

Dagger

cp_granary_pro

29 Frags – +

on all levels except physical, i am a pyro

#16

caleb

44 Frags – +

ANormalSqueeker : gg cunts
ANormalSqueeker : *stciks up middle finger*

#17

Hudsen

99 Frags – +

A Festive Echidna : dude you have a hales own and binds
A Festive Echidna : you must have a tiny dickwafflez131 : im actually a pyro main and i would reflect the SHIT out of you pick
wafflez131 : soldier takes absolutely no skill. You are a repulsive f2p
Koncept Legacy : you talk a lot of shit for having 0 points
Player wafflez131 left the game (Disconnect by user.)

And arguably my favorite

*DEAD* MarShan : Who airshots in pubs

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A Festive Echidna : dude you have a hales own and binds
A Festive Echidna : you must have a tiny dick
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wafflez131 : im actually a pyro main and i would reflect the SHIT out of you pick
wafflez131 : soldier takes absolutely no skill. You are a repulsive f2p
Koncept Legacy : you talk a lot of shit for having 0 points
Player wafflez131 left the game (Disconnect by user.)[/quote]
And arguably my favorite
[quote] *DEAD* MarShan : Who airshots in pubs [/quote]

#18

Hoodie

33 Frags – +

http://i.imgur.com/iG7iYbJ.jpg

[img]http://i.imgur.com/iG7iYbJ.jpg[/img]

#19

domthewhiteguy

62 Frags – +

brodysee640 : sorry i must depart, the bath room is calling
brodysee640 left the game (Disconnect by user.)

#20

warriordragon12

47 Frags – +

Elmo Raja : i had sex before and it sucked

#21

indra

39 Frags – +

BO'M Rangercake : <.> might wanna go learn to rocket jump before mgeing
BO'M Rangercake : you kinda yiffed almost all of them

*DEAD* fredi_litchi : grenade peanute damage ?

*DEAD*(TEAM) fire safety : sappers
*DEAD*(TEAM) fire safety : kill them
*DEAD*(TEAM) fire safety : hurry engi
*DEAD*(TEAM) fire safety : kill that
*DEAD*(TEAM) fire safety : img

*DEAD*(TEAM) fire safety : i cant even sentry

*DEAD* Arcueid Brunestud : i was stuck in the door :c
(TEAM) fire safety : shut up

(TEAM) fire safety : kill that sentry omg
(TEAM) deadcat : u kill it noob
pardojt has earned the achievement Dead Reckoning
(Voice) quetal321: MEDIC!
(Voice) ggrieger: MEDIC!
(Voice) quetal321: MEDIC!
(TEAM) fire safety : SHUT UP YOUR 10 YEAR OLD AND KILL IT
(TEAM) deadcat : u kill it noob
(Voice) Mega_PanDa: MEDIC!
(TEAM) fire safety : do something for once

Pink! #TeamPyro (LIKE DUH) : never has a team ever been unable to capitalize of my mini. pretty sad :/

BO'M Rangercake : <.> might wanna go learn to rocket jump before mgeing
BO'M Rangercake : you kinda yiffed almost all of them

*DEAD* fredi_litchi : grenade peanute damage ?

*DEAD*(TEAM) fire safety : sappers
*DEAD*(TEAM) fire safety : kill them
*DEAD*(TEAM) fire safety : hurry engi
*DEAD*(TEAM) fire safety : kill that
*DEAD*(TEAM) fire safety : img

*DEAD*(TEAM) fire safety : i cant even sentry

*DEAD* Arcueid Brunestud : i was stuck in the door :c
(TEAM) fire safety : shut up

(TEAM) fire safety : kill that sentry omg
(TEAM) deadcat : u kill it noob
pardojt has earned the achievement Dead Reckoning
(Voice) quetal321: MEDIC!
(Voice) ggrieger: MEDIC!
(Voice) quetal321: MEDIC!
(TEAM) fire safety : SHUT UP YOUR 10 YEAR OLD AND KILL IT
(TEAM) deadcat : u kill it noob
(Voice) Mega_PanDa: MEDIC!
(TEAM) fire safety : do something for once

Pink! #TeamPyro (LIKE DUH) : never has a team ever been unable to capitalize of my mini. pretty sad :/

#22

rowrow

9 Frags – +

(TEAM) aƒ.Icy [LFP Steel] : build somewhere else you f2p

General Genitals : Nobody likes being spawncamped, the faster it's solved, the faster they get to enjoy the game

*DEAD* TMP lft : wow im trash

MystoRule : The game didnt even start you you guys are Dicks

(TEAM) aƒ.Icy [LFP Steel] : build somewhere else you f2p

General Genitals : Nobody likes being spawncamped, the faster it's solved, the faster they get to enjoy the game

*DEAD* TMP lft : wow im trash

MystoRule : The game didnt even start you you guys are Dicks

#23

Manthigh

31 Frags – +

TPP | - Gold - Hey guys i hate to say it but i'm grounded for a month, you'll have to find another pyro but this doesnt mean i'll leave the team i'll always stick around but my lifes changed today

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Mattieus : Manthigh fuck off you usless whore. Me and iro are doing good you fucking faggot im out

TPP | - Gold - Hey guys i hate to say it but i'm grounded for a month, you'll have to find another pyro but this doesnt mean i'll leave the team i'll always stick around but my lifes changed today

[spoiler]Mattieus : Manthigh fuck off you usless whore. Me and iro are doing good you fucking faggot im out[/spoiler]

#24

sops

42 Frags – +

http://puu.sh/qznhH/723655a015.jpg

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#25

MrDoggyDongers2005

95 Frags – +

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoTznWmWYAAM_-e.jpg:large

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#26

troy

10 Frags – +

my time is now
gzuzboey : white people will be a minority in 50 years

NÒÔDLE : are you serral
NÒÔDLE : :( go die plz thanks

{Bday}w00fthehats : enganer ower perwerd

THEBOSS : plz dont destroy my despesr

Amadeus : what is comp

Baby Sphee: Hi
Baby Sphee: i buy the muselk hat!
Baby Sphee: the point and shot

Cyanistic : psssh... nothing personnel... kid....

It's Over! : assipe
It's Over! : lel

Spot : you got shrekt-angled m69

[CC] perxidXIII ♪♫ : wtf is overheal

MisterDaReindeer51 (SMA) : DEEZ NUTS n bolts

(TEAM) GoonsquadJr : OMG the boxtrot stregy FTW

[Addict] _xHunterx_ : hacker
[Addict] _xHunterx_ : i fucked ur mom

mjbatman8 : shes my sisiter
Player ❄✔○ƪƪӋ ✔▲S○N❄ joined team RED
mjbatman8 : siter
(Voice) Rival: MEDIC!
mjbatman8 : sister

[AA] PyroBoy [TF2] Dec 13, 2015 @ 12:21pm
chirs i got VAC banned o tf2 ''for cheating''
i did have a hack yes but it was off OFF IM TELLING YOU OFF

Kasofa: Pro level randomizer would be memelarious

[b]my time is now[/b]
gzuzboey : white people will be a minority in 50 years

NÒÔDLE : are you serral
NÒÔDLE : :( go die plz thanks

{Bday}w00fthehats : enganer ower perwerd

THEBOSS : plz dont destroy my despesr

Amadeus : what is comp

Baby Sphee: Hi
Baby Sphee: i buy the muselk hat!
Baby Sphee: the point and shot

Cyanistic : psssh... nothing personnel... kid....

It's Over! : assipe
It's Over! : lel

Spot : you got shrekt-angled m69

[CC] perxidXIII ♪♫ : wtf is overheal

MisterDaReindeer51 (SMA) : DEEZ NUTS n bolts

(TEAM) GoonsquadJr : OMG the boxtrot stregy FTW

[Addict] _xHunterx_ : hacker
[Addict] _xHunterx_ : i fucked ur mom

mjbatman8 : shes my sisiter
Player ❄✔○ƪƪӋ ✔▲S○N❄ joined team RED
mjbatman8 : siter
(Voice) Rival: MEDIC!
mjbatman8 : sister

[AA] PyroBoy [TF2] Dec 13, 2015 @ 12:21pm
chirs i got VAC banned o tf2 ''for cheating''
i did have a hack yes but it was off OFF IM TELLING YOU OFF

Kasofa: Pro level randomizer would be memelarious

#27

GoofyGorilla

16 Frags – +

HyperSonic736 : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GONNA TRANSFORM IN SUPER SAYAN A

#28

Mioe

35 Frags – +

A$VP Thaiboy Digital™ : I feel so shitty
I feel so shitty : ??
A$VP Thaiboy Digital™ : lol
A$VP Thaiboy Digital™ : sorry im just a little troll pants tonight

adil : cany y
adil : can you leave pootisÉ
adil : can you leave
adil : CAN YOU LEAVE POIOT
adil : pootis
adil : can you leave

I am legend : imbecil idiot spy fill him noob go fuck yourself idiot

[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : help me please
[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : my gun
[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : are reloading
Mioe : constantly?
[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : ye
[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny: how to infinite ammo
Mioe : you can't
[hop] BHop Resurfed - bhop_rollin_v1 (0/32) [type !servers to join]
[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : why?
[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : but in jump servers
[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : its infinite ammo
Mioe : it makes a lot of jumps too easy
[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : no reload
[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : fuck off
[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : .-.
Mioe: [ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : !hardcore of
Mioe : whoa
[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : !hardcore off
[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : fuck off
Player [ARCHERS] Naldo Benny left the game (Disconnect by user.)
(^ that one is from a jump server but I thought it'd fit well here still)

A$VP Thaiboy Digital™ : I feel so shitty
I feel so shitty : ??
A$VP Thaiboy Digital™ : lol
A$VP Thaiboy Digital™ : sorry im just a little troll pants tonight

adil : cany y
adil : can you leave pootisÉ
adil : can you leave
adil : CAN YOU LEAVE POIOT
adil : pootis
adil : can you leave

I am legend : imbecil idiot spy fill him noob go fuck yourself idiot

[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : help me please
[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : my gun
[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : are reloading
Mioe : constantly?
[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : ye
[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny: how to infinite ammo
Mioe : you can't
[hop] BHop Resurfed - bhop_rollin_v1 (0/32) [type !servers to join]
[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : why?
[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : but in jump servers
[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : its infinite ammo
Mioe : it makes a lot of jumps too easy
[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : no reload
[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : fuck off
[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : .-.
Mioe: [ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : !hardcore of
Mioe : whoa
[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : !hardcore off
[ARCHERS] Naldo Benny : fuck off
Player [ARCHERS] Naldo Benny left the game (Disconnect by user.)
(^ that one is from a jump server but I thought it'd fit well here still)

#29

umlflaccid

15 Frags – +

Beginner | RED Guy: holy fuck my ping is on fucking weeds r8 now

#30

Cerdur

24 Frags – +

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