winners dont do drugs

mfw im reading these stories

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My friend Alex's roommate, Doug, was a big time partier. He would go to raves every other day and then get upset that he failed tests because "no one told me that there was shit goin on that day, bro". Naturally, he had lots of drugs in his room and was a drug dealer himself, having bragged about moving $30k of molly in a month before. As an aside, he thought that the hot sauce given to us in the cafeteria was giving him ulcers which was his excuse for missing every single class he had, but was unable to stop using it because the food was that bad apparently (he dropped out after one semester).
One Saturday night, being bored of my roommate who would bring the same two pig-ugly bitches into our room everyday and play Mario Kart with them for hours, decided to swing by Alex's room cause he always had a shitton of snacks and if I was gonna be bored to tears then at least I'd have a lot of fucking chips and queso in my stomach. Well this particular night Doug didn't do out, but had three friends with him who were passing around a g-pen with wax while watching Whitest Kids U Know. Doug offered me a hit and of course I obliged because I wasn't no pussy bitch. My friend Alex took a couple hits too cause I pressured him into it. I was feeling great and mostly just watched the show which had me in tears while my friend Alex stared at the screen with a blank face. I would later find out that he was basically paralyzed and had to communicate with me through blinks, one blink for yes and two blinks for no. We had a fantastic time playing CoD and other shit and I dominated since they all blew ass at video games. At the end of the night Alex was still sitting on the futon staring at the fucking turned off TV. I asked him if he was gonna be okay and he blinked once. So I went to sleep. Ever since then I gotta stay high cause yall bitches be wylin lmao. THe End

First time i slept immediately, but another time I smoked half a joint very fast and my heart started beating really fast and my throat was really dry and i thought i was going to die so i sat on some stairs looking at the ground for half an hour and asking all sorts of questions to a girl that was next to me and I didn't really care about the answers i just wanted something to take my mind off the fact that I was going to die.

I have never smonked the weed because it is very illegal and damaging to your mental health

When I was 17 I went to Prague with school. 2 of my friends brought a bong with them so I asked them if I could try it. I'd never really been the type back in high school so they were quite surprised.

Overall it was quite a pleasant experience. Kinda had a down moment in the high because I was paranoid a teacher would find out. My friends helped me though so it didn't last long. I remember the entire night and I was feeling and seeing some crazy stuff. My friends made some videos of some conversations we had and how I was experiencing things and it was pretty hilarious to watch it back. Especially because I still remembered exactly what was going on so even if I was talking gibberish I knew what I was trying to describe.

Never really did weed that much after that though. It was nice but I knew it'd never be a thing I'd want to do regularly.
2nd and 3rd time I didn't feel anything so it was really boring. Was with the same friends. So I kinda gave up on it.

4th time was great though. I was at a festival in Belgium with 3 friends from Australia who were on a eurotrip. Spent 6 days having fun, listening to music and occasionally smoking some weed. But tbh it was more because of the people I spent my time with than the weed. It was amazing because I'd never expected I'd actually meet them irl after knowing them online for like 2 years. Would've been just as fun without any weed.

5th time was with friends from uni. It was a really chill night. Kinda felt down again at one point though and decided to just go home.

Those were the only times I smoked weed. There were about 4 years between the first and 5th time. I have no regrets but in the end it's more about who you're smoking with than the smoking itself. I'd never want to smoke alone or with people I don't know well enough. And not doing drugs or just drinking is just as nice.

i've just reported every american who has posted here to the police

have fun in jail you scum

Real talk; I can't even smell a stroopwafel without feeling sick anymore. I had too many once as a child and it's one of those sweet things like fudge or other foods with caramel which just make you feel sick-by-recollection if you overate on them once. Like if you had rotten seafood you can't stand the smell of that particular seafood for a few years.

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mad, junky?

why does 80% of story's get downvoted like hell?

I reported you to the police

go tell reddit about it you sweaty lil mouthbreather

maybe because they are bad

I was 15 and smoked with 2 of my best mates. I was kinda curious and did some research and decided it wasnt very harmful then one of my mates decided to arrange it. We went to some guys house who got it for us from the dealer and rolled it and then we went to this quiet part of a park and smoke 2 joints between 3 of us. It didn't hit me very quickly and the other 2 were already feeling it. We sat down next to a pond and just starting laughing at the ducks for no reason whatsoever. Then we went for a walk and I almost fell asleep when I was on come down but it was pretty nice.

I don't get high very often at all (like a few times a year) even though I first tried it a lot earlier than most. Of my 2 friends I tried it with, one decided it would be a good idea to tell him mum, he got bollocks and hasn't smoked since. The other turned into proper pothead.

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Man the first time I smoked weed it ended up being laced with salvia. Terrible experience my friends said I walked around the backyard calling myself Nigel thornberry for ten minutes before it wore off. Salvia fucking sucks and the kid who sold it to us had a bad day when we saw him at a party. Lesson learned only buy from trusted plugs.

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my friends and I got some weed and then we smoked it

then we got some food and watched movies, it was fun

xalox is going to arrest every single one of you @ lan!! >:o

im from colorado....

I used to work at this family-owned restaurant were the staff was pretty much run by family friend. One night my supervisor was just like, ay wanna smoke a joint? So during closing me and a bud went out back to the garbage hut and I sure sucked that there drug pipe. Good thing there was so much garbage because weed smells like smelly socks. The next half hour was, uh, interesting. I was suddenly hyper aware of my thoughts and how i think and that my thoughts are all typed out as size 9 times new roman. Was the shittiest close that night. Everyone was super slow and mixing shit up. Fun tho.

first and 2nd time its shit af

thats cause u have no more braincells left to kill

Not the first time, but once a friend came over and gave me an edible that was so strong I tripped balls for like 3 hours. Shit was crazy, just as intense as mushrooms.

He later told me "yeah i've accidentally poisoned myself with those". Would've been nice if he told me that before I ate one.

one time i smoked weed now im gay

owl lowkey srs

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