dave gameing eSports and muffler repair is looking

#1

dave2

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Hi everyone. I'm here to announce that a new org, dave gameing eSports and muffler repair, is entering the TF2 game, and that we are looking for an Invite team to sponsor for the ~~7th~~ 10th Season of RGL Traditional 6s.

"What's this?" you might be asking. Well, before I explain further, let me tell you the origin story.

Back at the start of Covid in the early months in 2020, I found myself without a job, leaving me without a reliable source of income or even health insurance. While trying to get back on my feet, I decided to get back into TF2 to try and keep my mind off of things and give me something to do. I managed to find myself in very good company with the TF2 community, since many of you were just like me: broke and unhinged.

In the time after rejoining the TF2 ranks, I managed to generate a steady-enough income by doing daytrading. After a particularly good day, where I ended up successfully daytrading a 5.56×45mm NATO standard round for the wallet and phone of a very nice man who made a wrong turn, I decided I would use some of these funds to try and give back to the community that helped me keep my head up during a very unfortunate period of my life. So far, it's been a little rough trying to go at it behind the scenes. I had one Advanced team agree to let me do the whole sponsor thing, literally pay all of their fees for them. You know, like basically free money. However, in the usual TF2 player fashion, I logged into Discord one day only to find that I was removed from their server without so much as a word. (This is real.) So, that's why we're here now.

Now, after pitching this idea to some people, I received a lot of similar questions, so I'll try to answer some of them below since I'm sure a lot of people might be wondering the same things.

Q: It's nice to see another org getting involved in the TF2 scene! Will you be sticking around and sponsoring another team or two in the following season(s)?

A: Fuck you.
Q: Originally, you were about to sponsor an Advanced team. What made you change your mind?

A: Bite me.
Q: Will there be merch available?

A: Perhaps.
Q: Stay away from my family.

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A:
https://i.imgur.com/umBV36N.jpg

So, we're looking for the 6 most fucked up "people" that can still somehow amble their grotesque and disheveled human forms onto their computers, encrusted with unimaginable amounts of unidentifiable bodily fluids, to login to the RGL.gg website, sign their blood pact with Sigafoo, and join the dave gameing family. I know I'm asking for a lot, but it's not like I'm making you get a job or anything, so I think it's at least doable.

Some ground rules you must abide by if you want to get in on this action:

No e-dating. Non-negotiable.
You must let me play one match so I can get a participation medal. (Lets be real you're not placing LMFAO) (This is a joke)
a) Let me BM b4nny.
b) PLease.
The team must live for at least 4 weeks. If you die before then, you owe me $20. (This is not a joke)
a) The only exception is if it's really funny.
Your team is going to be used for content, and you must be okay with this.

Here's our logo, currently still in development, but I think it looks nice so far:

https://i.imgur.com/2o09PMM.png

If you're interested in getting sponsored, please contact me at one of the following:

Discord: deathsnail39#6731
Steam: Don't add me lmfao
Work Phone: (307)686-0106
Personal Phone: (202)456-1414

Please only call my personal line if I am unavailable at my workplace.

God Bless,
dave2

P.S. This is a real offer. I have money to burn and am fiscally irresponsible.

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!!!! BUMP FOR SEASON 10 let me sponsor your stupid fuckign invite team man BRO pleas eBRO PLEASE oh my fucking god dDUDE !!!!

Once again, this is 100% real take me up on this offer before I realize whgat i' m doing and start saving for retirement instEad!!!!

Hi everyone. I'm here to announce that a new org, dave gameing eSports and muffler repair, is entering the TF2 game, and that we are looking for an Invite team to sponsor for the [s]7th[/s] 10th Season of RGL Traditional 6s.

"What's this?" you might be asking. Well, before I explain further, let me tell you the origin story.

Back at the start of Covid in the early months in 2020, I found myself without a job, leaving me without a reliable source of income or even health insurance. While trying to get back on my feet, I decided to get back into TF2 to try and keep my mind off of things and give me something to do. I managed to find myself in very good company with the TF2 community, since many of you were just like me: broke and unhinged.

In the time after rejoining the TF2 ranks, I managed to generate a steady-enough income by doing daytrading. After a particularly good day, where I ended up successfully daytrading a 5.56×45mm NATO standard round for the wallet and phone of a very nice man who made a wrong turn, I decided I would use some of these funds to try and give back to the community that helped me keep my head up during a very unfortunate period of my life. So far, it's been a little rough trying to go at it behind the scenes. I had one Advanced team agree to let me do the whole sponsor thing, literally pay all of their fees for them. You know, like basically free money. However, in the usual TF2 player fashion, I logged into Discord one day only to find that I was removed from their server without so much as a word. (This is real.) So, that's why we're here now.

Now, after pitching this idea to some people, I received a lot of similar questions, so I'll try to answer some of them below since I'm sure a lot of people might be wondering the same things.

[list]
[*] Q: It's nice to see another org getting involved in the TF2 scene! Will you be sticking around and sponsoring another team or two in the following season(s)?

A: Fuck you.

[*] Q: Originally, you were about to sponsor an Advanced team. What made you change your mind?

A: Bite me.

[*]Q: Will there be merch available?

A: Perhaps.

[*]Q: Stay away from my family.

[spoiler]A: [img]https://i.imgur.com/umBV36N.jpg[/img][/spoiler]
[/list]

So, we're looking for the 6 most fucked up "people" that can still somehow amble their grotesque and disheveled human forms onto their computers, encrusted with unimaginable amounts of unidentifiable bodily fluids, to login to the RGL.gg website, sign their blood pact with Sigafoo, and join the dave gameing family. I know I'm asking for a lot, but it's not like I'm making you get a job or anything, so I think it's at least doable.

Some ground rules you must abide by if you want to get in on this action:

[olist]
[*] No e-dating. Non-negotiable.
[*] You must let me play one match so I can get a participation medal. (Lets be real you're not placing LMFAO) (This is a joke)
a) Let me BM b4nny.
b) PLease.
[*] The team must live for at least 4 weeks. If you die before then, you owe me $20. (This is not a joke)
a) The only exception is if it's really funny.

[*] Your team is going to be used for content, and you must be okay with this.
[/olist]

Here's our logo, currently still in development, but I think it looks nice so far:
[img]https://i.imgur.com/2o09PMM.png[/img]

If you're interested in getting sponsored, please contact me at one of the following:

[list]
[*] Discord: deathsnail39#6731
[*] Steam: Don't add me lmfao
[*] Work Phone: (307)686-0106
[*] Personal Phone: (202)456-1414
[/list]

Please only call my personal line if I am unavailable at my workplace.

God Bless,
dave2

[b]P.S. This is a real offer. I have money to burn and am fiscally irresponsible.[/b]

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[h][b][color=red]!!!! BUMP FOR SEASON 10 let me sponsor your stupid fuckign invite team man BRO pleas eBRO PLEASE oh my fucking god dDUDE !!!![/color][/b][/h]

[b]Once again, this is [color=green][i]100% real[/i][/color] take me up on this offer before I realize whgat i' m doing and start saving for retirement instEad!!!![/b]

#2

zotoh

38 Frags – +

https://i.imgur.com/rSqIWSM.png

[img]https://i.imgur.com/rSqIWSM.png[/img]

#3

dave2

36 Frags – +

zotohhttps://i.imgur.com/rSqIWSM.png

currently reaching out to the ball refill team to see if we can't get some cross-promotional action going.

[quote=zotoh]https://i.imgur.com/rSqIWSM.png[/quote]

currently reaching out to the ball refill team to see if we can't get some cross-promotional action going.

#4

ire

-2 Frags – +

frog

#5

dave2

25 Frags – +

irefrog

currently reaching out to the frog team to see if we can't get some cross-promotional action going.

[quote=ire]frog[/quote]

currently reaching out to the frog team to see if we can't get some cross-promotional action going.

#6

trux

34 Frags – +

i honestly dont see why anyone would turn down this kind of sponsorship
big opportunity, do not miss out on this

#7

torrit

13 Frags – +

this man will kickstart your career

#8

buud

2 Frags – +

hi mate. called your personal number. got hold of Joe Biden instead, any comments?

#9

rasta_ronald

9 Frags – +

wonderful wonderful wonderful opportunity! anyone who wants to play invite but is weird and odd should reach out. warms to heart to see our scene flourish like this

#10

squidie

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holy, might have to hit you up....

#11

NoNoeWay

12 Frags – +

Time to move my am team to invite for our lord and savior Dave.

#12

dave2

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buudhi mate. called your personal number. got hold of Joe Biden instead, any comments?

sorry, I had to do some housework so I gave him my phone to watch counting videos on youtube kids to occupy him

squidieholy, might have to hit you up....

lol

[quote=buud]hi mate. called your personal number. got hold of Joe Biden instead, any comments?[/quote]
sorry, I had to do some housework so I gave him my phone to watch counting videos on youtube kids to occupy him

[quote=squidie]holy, might have to hit you up....[/quote]
lol

#13

cukei

16 Frags – +

glad to see Bobby Tarantino III supporting the up and coming superstars of rgl :)

#14

bania

12 Frags – +

dave gameing

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GrayDearAnemone-size_restricted.gif

dave gameing

[img]https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GrayDearAnemone-size_restricted.gif[/img]

#15

dave2

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cukeiglad to see Bobby Tarantino III supporting the up and coming superstars of rgl :)

eat shit

[quote=cukei]glad to see Bobby Tarantino III supporting the up and coming superstars of rgl :)[/quote]

eat shit

#16

minicircle

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I "met" "dave2" back in 2020. He seemed like a nice enough guy at the time, and after learning of his technical skills, I agreed to have him host my Discord bot (used for checking the weather) to maintain 24/7 uptime.

Long story short, he ended up turning it into an addictive casino where users can spam the chat with "!slugger" and attempt to collect "ultra rare" exotic sea slugs. I don't understand how this guy's mind works.

10/10 let this man sponsor your invite team

I "met" "dave2" back in 2020. He seemed like a nice enough guy at the time, and after learning of his technical skills, I agreed to have him host my Discord bot (used for checking the weather) to maintain 24/7 uptime.

Long story short, he ended up turning it into an addictive casino where users can spam the chat with "!slugger" and attempt to collect "ultra rare" exotic sea slugs. I don't understand how this guy's mind works.

10/10 let this man sponsor your invite team

#17

alan

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hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

#18

dave2

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Hi everyone. After conversing with my team, and after hearing the input of others, I've come to the conclusion that an apology is in order. I realize now that I have laid nearly impossible standards for those within the community who would want to be a part of the dave gameing eSports and muffler repair family, and for that, I am truly sorry. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me, and although ignorance is no excuse, I truly didn't know how many people in this community might have been affected by my words.

In response to this, I'd like to make an addendum to the rules to allow e-dating within reason.

If you are interested, please use the above-mentioned methods of contact. Thank you and may Allah Grant you A Blessed Day.

Hi everyone. After conversing with my team, and after hearing the input of others, I've come to the conclusion that an apology is in order. I realize now that I have laid nearly impossible standards for those within the community who would want to be a part of the dave gameing eSports and muffler repair family, and for that, I am truly sorry. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me, and although ignorance is no excuse, I truly didn't know how many people in this community might have been affected by my words.

In response to this, I'd like to make an addendum to the rules to allow e-dating within reason.

If you are interested, please use the above-mentioned methods of contact. Thank you and may Allah Grant you A Blessed Day.

#19

1998greenmustang

3 Frags – +

game

#20

dave2

23 Frags – +

Hi everyone...

Bumping this because another potential team seems to have fallen through, as the team I was looking to sponsor might not be living...

Wouldn't it be funny if you let me sponsor your invite team? nah that'd be crazy lol... unless like thats what u wanna do haha just puttin it out there lol :-) please...?

Hi everyone...

Bumping this because another potential team seems to have fallen through, as the team I was looking to sponsor might not be living...

Wouldn't it be funny if you let me sponsor your invite team? nah that'd be crazy lol... unless like thats what u wanna do haha just puttin it out there lol :-) please...?

#21

dave2

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Alright, here I am. I'm back! Remember me? You fucking pieces of shit. I'm here! Here I am! Just sitting here, in my $45,000 DX Racer Gamer Throne XXL™ and a Razer™ Branded Chroma Gaming Diaper that's at about 75% capacity, just bathing in the luxuries of life and the blessings that Allah has bestowed unto me. But you know what else I have? What I have in my hands right now? Right now, as we speak?

Your invite league fees.

Yep, that's right, just a few crisp benjis with yours' and your 5 other troglodyte friends' name written aalllll over them. What? I know you can't afford this shit. How would you? With your "wages?" From your "job?" LMFAO Come on man. Look where we're at, what site we're on. Watching through the 1200 episode back-catalog of "Boku No Mayo On My Turkey Club, Sandwich Artist-Chan!" for 18 hours a day isn't a job, and the only thing that all those JPEGs of little Itchyknee-Sama you've been downloading is going to afford you is protective custody at the United States Penitentiary in Terre Haute. And you don't wanna go there, do you? To a Supermax? In Indiana? Of all places?

So come on, let me help you out here. Help me help you. Let me and the fine folks over at dave gameing eSports and muffler repair (me) take care of you and those lame league fees. I mean, you know they're putting those LAN fees back, right? You could probably buy a whole 'nother Sonico figurine to cum on with the kinda money they're charging for that. Think of the possibilities!

Let me help you. Help me. Let me help you help me help you. Yeah?

Alright, here I am. I'm back! Remember me? You fucking pieces of shit. I'm here! Here I am! Just sitting here, in my $45,000 DX Racer Gamer Throne XXL™ and a Razer™ Branded Chroma Gaming Diaper that's at about 75% capacity, just bathing in the luxuries of life and the blessings that Allah has bestowed unto me. But you know what else I have? What I have in my hands right now? Right now, as we speak?

Your invite league fees.

Yep, that's right, just a few crisp benjis with yours' and your 5 other troglodyte friends' name written aalllll over them. What? I know you can't afford this shit. How would you? With your "wages?" From your "job?" LMFAO Come on man. Look where we're at, what site we're on. Watching through the 1200 episode back-catalog of "Boku No Mayo On My Turkey Club, Sandwich Artist-Chan!" for 18 hours a day isn't a job, and the only thing that all those JPEGs of little Itchyknee-Sama you've been downloading is going to afford you is protective custody at the United States Penitentiary in Terre Haute. And you don't wanna go there, do you? To a Supermax? In [b][i]Indiana[/i][/b]? Of all places?

So come on, let me help you out here. Help me help you. Let me and the fine folks over at dave gameing eSports and muffler repair (me) take care of you and those lame league fees. I mean, you know they're putting those LAN fees back, right? You could probably buy a whole 'nother Sonico figurine to cum on with the kinda money they're charging for that. Think of the possibilities!

[b][u]Let me help you.[/u] [u]Help me.[/u] [u]Let me help you help me help you.[/u] [u]Yeah?[/u][/b]

#22

GrapeJuiceIII

8 Frags – +

thank you dave2 from dave gameing eSports and muffler repair

#23

Beep_boop

10 Frags – +

Dave2 has not showered since the philly LAN.

#24

enthrow

4 Frags – +

dave3

#25

loafe

10 Frags – +

https://i.imgur.com/1aToHgx.jpg

[img]https://i.imgur.com/1aToHgx.jpg[/img]

#26

dave2

9 Frags – +

Beep_boopDave2 has not showered since the philly LAN.

And?

[quote=Beep_boop]Dave2 has not showered since the philly LAN.[/quote]
And?

#27

trux

2 Frags – +

i bet u smell like a gas station bean and cheese burrito

#28

Sale_boat

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wow you sound alot like me (I have alot of money (onehundredmiliondollersperminute))

#29

murkscribe

9 Frags – +

dave2 never had makings of a varsity athlete.

#30

tsar

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I cannot believe you are still stuck on dave2. You're really in development hell. Any reasonable founder would be on dave7 or dave8 by now