i want to make the news, what are some ways?
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CrimsoNwhy would you want to?
he wants to make the news
[quote=CrimsoN]why would you want to?[/quote]
he wants to make the news
he wants to make the news
why not go save a cat from a tree
or you could burn down your house, news media loves arson
why not go save a cat from a tree
or you could burn down your house, news media loves arson
or you could burn down your house, news media loves arson
CrimsoNwhy would you want to?
he shitposts on tftv every day he clearly needs attention
[quote=CrimsoN]why would you want to?[/quote]
he shitposts on tftv every day he clearly needs attention
he shitposts on tftv every day he clearly needs attention
smesihttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cjmc5G9XEAAkBuh.jpg:large
why do you have a backwards monitor
[quote=smesi][img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cjmc5G9XEAAkBuh.jpg:large[/img][/quote]
why do you have a backwards monitor
why do you have a backwards monitor
1. console
2. "kill"
3. enter
feel free to replace kill with "explode" for a more flashy news story
1. console
2. "kill"
3. enter
feel free to replace kill with "explode" for a more flashy news story
2. "kill"
3. enter
feel free to replace kill with "explode" for a more flashy news story
elliot moose, please put down that noose and let your joy loose
stop being such a needy, insecure little bitch eh?
elliot moose, please put down that noose and let your joy loose
stop being such a needy, insecure little bitch eh?
stop being such a needy, insecure little bitch eh?
feforhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/C110ZQxUcAAJIEh.jpg
downfrag means live forever, yes?
can I downfrag about 20 times?
[quote=fefor][img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C110ZQxUcAAJIEh.jpg[/img][/quote]
downfrag means live forever, yes?
can I downfrag about 20 times?
downfrag means live forever, yes?
can I downfrag about 20 times?
Spyromancerfeforhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/C110ZQxUcAAJIEh.jpgdownfrag means live forever, yes?
can I downfrag about 20 times?
yeah, well played
[quote=Spyromancer][quote=fefor][img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C110ZQxUcAAJIEh.jpg[/img][/quote]
downfrag means live forever, yes?
can I downfrag about 20 times?[/quote]
yeah, well played
downfrag means live forever, yes?
can I downfrag about 20 times?[/quote]
yeah, well played
You could stick your dick into a battery powered cow heart like that one guy
You could stick your dick into a battery powered cow heart like that one guy
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The classic "cool suicide" strat is the superglue + cheesewire strat. If u haven't heard of this one before basically u hang urself but there's a catch. Firstly, you make the noose out of cheesewire, then u get on the stool and put your head through it. Then, instead of hanging yourself right away, you glue your hands to your head. After the glue has dried you kick the stool away and the cheesewire will separate your head from your body (this is more easily done with a longer noose and from greater height). Your corpse will have ur head severed from ur neck but attached to your hands, giving the illusion of you having ripped your own head off. Pretty cool huh?
The classic "cool suicide" strat is the superglue + cheesewire strat. If u haven't heard of this one before basically u hang urself but there's a catch. Firstly, you make the noose out of cheesewire, then u get on the stool and put your head through it. Then, instead of hanging yourself right away, you glue your hands to your head. After the glue has dried you kick the stool away and the cheesewire will separate your head from your body (this is more easily done with a longer noose and from greater height). Your corpse will have ur head severed from ur neck but attached to your hands, giving the illusion of you having ripped your own head off. Pretty cool huh?
this is a rollercoaster designed to kill you, the ascent is 2 minutes, and the initial descent is 1 minute. you would experience 10 g-force and die
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bf/Euthanasia_coaster_profile.svg
this is a rollercoaster designed to kill you, the ascent is 2 minutes, and the initial descent is 1 minute. you would experience 10 g-force and die
[img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bf/Euthanasia_coaster_profile.svg[/img]
[img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bf/Euthanasia_coaster_profile.svg[/img]
hpqoeuhttps://fast-die.github.io/
i can't read russian. does "agony kick in balls" kill you instantly or let you live longer so the pain lingers?
[quote=hpqoeu]https://fast-die.github.io/[/quote]
i can't read russian. does "agony kick in balls" kill you instantly or let you live longer so the pain lingers?
i can't read russian. does "agony kick in balls" kill you instantly or let you live longer so the pain lingers?
GoofyGorillacrush yourself on the bench press
or go one further and crush yourself on the hydraulic press
[quote=GoofyGorilla]crush yourself on the bench press[/quote]
or go one further and crush yourself on the hydraulic press
or go one further and crush yourself on the hydraulic press
Put yourself in an airless vacuum chamber, cut yourself with a 1000 degree knife, press yourself in a hydraulic press. Just make sure you put it on youtube
Put yourself in an airless vacuum chamber, cut yourself with a 1000 degree knife, press yourself in a hydraulic press. Just make sure you put it on youtube
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